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>> you think animals are sentient? >> i think pain is pain. if you dont respond to that, theres something seriously wrong with you. >> its very buddhist of you, i think. >> look, when i worked in cape cod, my job is to load this steamer with lobsters, and they dont scream. but you know you hear them scratching against it. i have dreams im in a sauna and i look through the window and theres a giant lobster like, you know, a bib with a chef on it, you know. ♪ i took a walk through this...

>> god, give me strength as we wander through the valley of the low-hanging jokes. >> im trying to be respectful of a five-century religious tradition here. >> for centuries, bhutan has celebrated the phallus. >> im not sure about the teeth. >> this is the necklace. >> oh. im trying to think of a circumstance you could wear that around your neck. >> you see them everywhere here. >> oh, geez, its a [bleep]-a-lanche. >> you can make a chess set out of them, though. >> really? >> exactly. thats rig...