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Jon welcome to the daily show. What a good one we have for you tonight. My name is jon stewart. Our guest tonight, alan simpson onethird of the singing trio ashford and simpson and bowles laughter you should not get their album. Theyre not very good. Lets begin tonight with america. Its great and republicans in the United States senate think its about time america cafta, side its famed humility and let the world see the awesomeness that is us. The nation and the world need strong american leader...

From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show. What a good one we have for you tonight. My name is jon stewart. Our guest tonight, alan simpson onethird of the singing trio ashford and simpson and bowles laughter you should not get their album. Theyre not very good. Lets begin tonight with america. Its great and republicans in the United States senate think its about time america cafta, side its...

Inspire the people of the earth. Theyre waiting for america to lead the way. We are as a nation a beacon of hope for many across the globe. Weve created a beacon of hope and opportunity for the rest of the world. Jon a beacon of hope. A home beacon, a come on, world follow our leadership. Did you hear me, world . Come on, follow laughter dont make me send in the bleep drones. Get behind us. Come on laughter i will rain down hellfire laughter actually this week presented america with just that ki...

Cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. Now for your yuletide enjoyment the new host from live at Lincoln Center and broadway star Audra Mcdonald. Hit it, andy. I really cant stay baby, its cold outside ive got to go away baby its cold outside this evening has been so very nice ill squeeze your hands, theyre just like ice my mother will start to veryry and father will be pacing the floor listen to fir place roar so really i gotta scurry well, maybe just a half a drink more put the s...

Headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show. What a good one we have for you tonight. My name is jon stewart. Our guest tonight, alan simpson onethird of the singing trio ashford and simpson and bowles laughter you should not get their album. Theyre not very good. Lets begin tonight with america. Its great and republicans in the United States senate think its about time america cafta, side its famed humility and let the worl...

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We need to continue to lead the world. We wanted our example to inspire the people of the earth. Theyre waiting for america to lead the way. We are as a nation a beacon of hope for many across the globe. Weve created a beacon of hope and opportunity for the rest of the world. Jon a beacon of hope. A home beacon, a come on, world follow our leadership. Did you hear me, world . Come on, follow laughter dont make me send in the bleep drones. Get behind us. Come on laughter i will rain down hellfire...