Change into my pajamas and when i come out of my room, i see that he has left his wallet. So i call him. He comes back to get it. I step out onto the porch with no shoes, in my pajamas. And instead of walking to the end of the porch and down the stairs, i just reach over the side of the porch to give him his wallet back. So, he rides up on his bicycle and just lets his bicycle fall and then reaches up to get his wallet now, at that moment, im reaching down and hes reaching up, a cop car pulls up, flashes its lights the cop gets out, and shes like, hold it right there we gotcha. Im like, okay now, everything she says to us she says with her hand on her gun. Now, im terrified, because while im a black lady, anthony is a black man, and this cop is a tiny, little white lady. Now, im scared. Anthonys scared ive had a lot of runins with the cops at this point and isnt it hilarious that when people say runins with the cops, they mean they got caught doing something . But when i say it, i just
Oklahoma, and drew a smaller than expected crowd. Yeah, ill say this doesnt even look like a rally. This looks like the meeting to plan the rally all right, dave, youre in charge of lights and, bob, your team will handle sound. Okay, everybody. Everybody good lets rehearse the water drinking good job all right. I mean, still looks like a huge effort mentally. But, you know, its definitely progress during his Campaign Rally on saturday night, President Trump said that he told officials in administration to slow down coronavirus testing because of the rising number of cases so they slowed it down the best way they knew how. By adding a ramp [ laughter ] during his Campaign Rally in tulsa over the weekend, President Trump referred to the coronavirus as the, quote, kung flu. Man, just when you thought he couldnt get any worse why did you think that President Trumps Campaign Manager Brad Parscale yesterday denied reports that antitrump people in social media were responsible for the lower t
Rally over the weekend in tulsa, food buffets amid the oklahoma, and drew a smaller coronavirus pandemic than expected crowd. All i can say is, i hope youre yeah, ill say good at the claw machine this doesnt even look like a rally. Only one crouton . This looks like the meeting to ill let you know that one plan the rally crouton cost me an hour and all right, dave, youre in 60 in quarters. Charge of lights and, bob, your team will handle so maybe just enjoy it, leslie. Sound. Okay, everybody. Everybody good lets rehearse the water drinking producers of the soap opera the bold and the beautiful have good job all right. I mean, still looks like a huge announced that in an effort to effort mentally. Prevent the spread of the coronavirus, they will use a but, you know, its definitely female blowup doll to shoot love progress scenes during his Campaign Rally on why just the love scenes saturday night, President Trump theyre made for dramatic said that he told officials in reactions. Adminis
Everyone who thought this would hes like an old timer working a Vice President mike pence to be over easy shift at the Park Slope Food click or call for a quote today. Reduce the risk of both them coop dealing with snooty catching the coronavirus ian morgan wrote that joke newcomers. It looks like somebody over lets put him in the key excuse me, there is no more there finally read the organic arugula. You can tweet ian if you want to oh my word you have to make your fancy its so cheesy, youll need a pick up line to go with it. Constitution and figured out who was third in line. Tell him to [ bleep ] off. Like, did it hurt. Salads with regular arugula. Imagine that when all that cheese fell from heaven and landed on you . Infectious disease expert how will the universe survive . Dr. Anthony fauci said in an according to a new study, we need those kinds of major coronavirus can be transmitted changes to deal with the broken its not delivery. Through airborne fecal matter. Its digiorno. N
history will not be kind to president trump. and trump said, well, it never was before. [ laughter ] video was posted on twitter yesterday of presidential hopeful andrew yang jumping off of a folding chair and shouting quote, let s see bernie do that. and then bernie spoke to a crowd of more than ten people and said, let s see yang do that. [ laughter ] over 80 commercials aired during last night s super bowl, but the best one had to be this ad for time machines. [ laughter ] i mean, it was pretty good [ cheers and applause president trump, last night, had to delete a tweet about the kansas city chiefs after he congratulated the wrong state. he also screwed up his congratulations on the halftime show [ laughter ] [ applause ] officials in china opened a new hospital today to deal with the outbreak of coronavirus that was built in just ten days and officials in new york said the escalator at the 125th street subway station should be fixed by 2024. [ cheers and applause w