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How are you doing guillermo . Guillermo im doing great, you look beautiful. Oh, thank you, you know i try to clean up for you always. Guillermo thank you very much. I wanted to ask you, i am the 13th guest host so far this summer. So honestly, where do i rank . Guillermo from the bottom of my heart, youre number one, youre the best. Number one. Guillermo thats right woo, number one, for your sake i really hope Billy Eichner doesnt see this. Guillermo no, i think hes on vacation. I have to be hon...

Nightline starts right now with byron pitts. Good evening, thank you for joining us, tonight jacob blake is in the hospital paralyzed from the waist down after the seven gun shots from police. But his name is on the list of thousands who marched in the Nations Capital today. Reporter a city in rage. Black lives matter reporter and the nation in turmoil, after 29 year old jacob blake was shot in the back seven times by a Police Officer in kenosha, wisconsin, his three children sitting in the car....

Group. Guillpermo im doing great, you look beautiful. Oh, thank you, you know i try to clean up for you always. Much. Illermo thank you far thised to ask you, i am the 13 summer. So honestly, where do i rank . Guillermo from the bottom of my heart,rou ye youre the best. Number one. Llbeui g moer sthone, for y sake i really hope Billy Eichner doesnt see this. Guillermo no, i think hes on vacation. I have to be honest, i was nervous that wouldnt be your sower, because there have beent hosts this s...

Everything. But then i blew on it and we had to throw it away. Yall could have let me eat the damn cake myself. This is the worst summer in recorded history and continues to roll on. I remember the old days when having a bad summer just meant you sat in poison ivy. In 2020, itchy ass is your best case scenario. Remember that movie, i know what you did last summer . They should make one about this summer. Only this time, the killer is the one not wearing a mask. And he doesnt use a hook, he kills...

Only this time, the killer is the one not wearing a mask. And he doesnt use a hook, he kills people by sneezing at costco. I really dont get why people still wont wear masks. I guess not everyone takes the threat seriously. But heres what you need to know about the coronavirus. Its tiny and its everywhere. Its the kevin hart of diseases. For the past few months, ive actually been working on a big Primetime Television special about the pandemic. Its finally premiering this weekend, and im excited...

Im a little less happy about guestparenting jimmys badass ki wlees ay hey, billy i told you, stove, boy when you burn yourself, just put some tussin on it. Anyway, dont worry, loyal jimmy kimmel viewers. Tonight you are in good hands. Good chapped overly sanitized hands. Id like to also say hello to my virtual sidekick. Are you there, guillermo . Hi, how are you . Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. Ha, ha...

Hi, how are you . Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. Ha, ha, ha. That we both know. Im here for free, and you get what you paid for. Now, i hope you all had a nice holiday weekend. Although this was probably the worst fourth of july ever. This year instead of fireworks we all watched our summer plans explode. Here in los angeles, mayor garcetti actually canceled all firework displays in the interest of co...

Geico. Save an extra 15 percent when you switch by october 7th. Give it up for tara school is scheduled to start in a matter of weeks. Here we are in front of Mill Valley Middle School with people protesting. Multiple counties across the bay say you should quarantine ten days if you have covid19. Not 14. A local economy spinning. Reporter damp and dreary start tomorrow. Find out where youll see measurable rain. Hi abc7 tonight north bay is relevanting a shorter isolation period for those who tes...

With juju chang. Good evening. Thanks for joining us. The pandemic has revealed many truths, that essential workers, largely people of color are desperately in need of health care. Today were with a group of immigrant doctors getting muchneeded testing to their communities. Behind these face masks, doctors on a mission of mercy. Theyre in covidstricken south florida, unloading test kits. The moment we arrived, there were people who had been lined needing a test. For months, dr. Jaclyn and her co...

But ive always wanted to host a latenight talk show so someday i hope to. Because this is not a late night talk show. This is like hosting the worlds saddest makeup tutorial. And now lets put a comedic spin on some devastating news. As you may know, wearing face masks that help prevent covid19 has weirdly become some kind of political issue. Angry americans have been sending Death Threats to Health Officials whove been advocating for mask requirements. Which i think is such a waste of time. Your...