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Of course, im here in los angeles, where this weekend ill be participating in that classic summertime activity mitigating risk. Its a confusing time here in hollywood. Tv and films are slowly ramping up as productions try to answer the ageold question, is it possible to entertain americans without giving a communicable respiratory disease to ken jeong . But im very excited to be hosting these next few nights. We have some truly incredible guests coming on and one that i cannot stand. But ive alw...

Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. That we both know. Im here for free, and you get what you paid for. I hope you all had a nice holiday weekend. Although this was probably the worst fourth of july ever. This year instead of fireworks we all watched our summer plans explode. Here in los angeles, mayor garcetti actually cancelled all firework displays in the interest of covid safety. So instead the people ...

Guestparenting jimmys badass kids while hes away. Hold on. Hey, billy i told you, dont touch the stove, boy when you burn yourself, just put some tussin on it. Anyway, dont worry, loyal jimmy kimmel viewers. Tonight you are in good hands. Good, chapped, overlysanitized hands. Id like to also say hello to my virtual sidekick. Are you there, guillermo . Hi, how are you . Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. T...

For up to five years on select models and exclusive lease offers. Vallejo Police Released body camera video shows the moments a 22yearold looting suspect was shot and killed by officers. The greek system is at the center of a covid outbreak at uc berkeley. How students say it started and what it could mean for the fall semester. And thousands attend a virtual town hall in San Francisco. The big question, how will students return to soo ahe seve you when. Abc 7 news at 11 00 starts right now. Bui...

Of course, im here in los angeles, where this weekend ill be participating in that classic summertime activity mitigating risk. Its a confusing time here in hollywood. Tv and films are slowly ramping up as productions try to answer the ageold question, is it possible to entertain americans without giving a communicable respiratory disease to ken jeong . But im very excited to be hosting these next few nights. We have some truly incredible guests coming on and one that i cannot stand. But ive alw...

Starts right now. Good evening. Thank you for joining us. With more than 3 million covid19 cases and counting in the u. S. , the question remains, how do we protect the most vulnerable. Tonight a nightline investigation into one nursing home ravaged by the virus, looking at what went wrong and what we can learn. The whole box of pictures from my childhood. For dante, this box is a time capsule. Transporting a son to the moments with his father he holds most sacred. I remember being a kid and say...

But ive always wanted to host a latenight talk show so someday i hope to. Because this is not a late night talk show. This is like hosting the worlds saddest makeup tutorial. And now lets put a comedic spin on some devastating news. As you may know, wearing face masks that help prevent covid19 has weirdly become some kind of political issue. Angry americans have been sending Death Threats to Health Officials whove been advocating for mask requirements. Which i think is such a waste of time. Your...

Outbreak originated. I think its really id rkeley atnies disappote but not surprised that a covid19 outbreak was traced back to a series of parties connected to the greek system. I actually live sandwiched in between two other fraternities and i have personally definitely heard things going on until 2 00, 3 00 in the morning. Reporter according to University Health services 47 new coronavirus cases were confirmed in one week. Which tripled the number of total university cases over the entire pan...

Summer. Only this time, the killer is the one not wearing a mask. And he doesnt use a hook, he kills people by sneezing at costco. I really dont get why people still wont wear masks. I guess not everyone takes the threat seriously. But heres what you need to know about the coronavirus. Its tiny and its everywhere. Its the kevin hart of diseases. For the past few months, ive actually been working on a big Primetime Television special about the pandemic. Its finally premiering this weekend, and im...

A cake today with candles and everything. But then i blew on it and we had to throw it away. Y yall could have let me eat the damn cake myself. This is the worst summer in recorded history and continues to roll on. I remember the old days when having a bad summer just meant you sat in poison ivy. In 2020, itchy ass is your best case scenario. Remember that movie, i know what you did last summer . They should make one about this summer. Only this time, the killer is the one not wearing a mask. An...