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Kids while hes away. Hold on. Hey, billy i told you, dont touch the stove, boy when you burn yourself, just put some tussin on it. Anyway, dont worry, loyal jimmy kimmel viewers. Tonight you are in good hands. Good, chapped, overlysanitized hands. Id like to also say hello to my virtual sidekick. Are you there, guillermo . Hi, how are you . Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. That we both know. Im here for...

Summer. Only this time, the killer is the one not wearing a mask. And he doesnt use a hook, he kills people by sneezing at costco. I really dont get why people still wont wear masks. I guess not everyone takes the threat seriously. But heres what you need to know about the coronavirus. Its tiny and its everywhere. Its the kevin hart of diseases. For the past few months, ive actually been working on a big Primetime Television special about the pandemic. Its finally premiering this weekend, and im...

New scenes from a packed United Airlines flight raising extreme health fears for heroic ucsf returning to San Francisco after helping fight the pandemic on the front line. This morning the group is back home from new york city, now telling their stories, saying their return flight was one of thinking biggest fears. Well get to that in a second but happy mothers day to you. Lets start with a peek of our mothers day forecast. Happy mothers day, lisa argen. Happy mothers day to you, liz. We want to...

Rare illness that may be linked to coronavirus. Dozens of children falling ill across the country. Dr. Ashton here with what parents need to look for. Fast food future. As supplies run low, the ceo of mcdonalds joins us live. Burger giant. Wildfire emergency scorching more than 2,000 acres in florida and forcing more than a thousand people to flee from their homes. More than a dozen structures damaged or destroyed. Were tracking the latest on the new threat this morning. Demanding justice. The f...

Doctor on a packed plane. Whirne is his morning. Abc news exclusive. As demand for disinfectant soars by 500 , when will those nearly impossible to find products reappear on store shelves . The president of clorox joins us live only on gma. New video. Georgias attorney general calls on the Justice Department to investigate the handling of Ahmaud Arberys case and the newly obtained Surveillance Video that appears to show the 25yearold just minutes before he was fatally shot. And breaking news, ce...

Texas green lights more businesses to get back to work but some Health Care Workers worried about a spike in infections as hospitals in houston use virtual icus to monitor covid places. And across much of the country cases still rising. Newly released cell phone video showing this 25yearold unarmed black man out on a jog being chased by two white men in georgia, shot to death in the middle of the afternoon. The men not arrested. The d. A. Now sending the case to a grand jury. All action on hold ...

This cell phone video that sparked outrage across the country now charged with murder in the shooting death of Ahmaud Arbery after chasing and shooting the 25yearold in broad daylight. Mystery illness. The new warning about that syndrome affecting kids with possible links to covid19. The new cases across the country and this morning, the father of an 8yearold speaking out of how his son nearly lost his life. Colder than Christmas Day in may . The mothers day storm on track for the northeast. Mor...

And well be right back with more late night. Its digiorno. Definition of, you know, we now with more cheese. And live stream five or six more dipped our toes into social times that night commentary here and there but on seth i want to thank my the surface its so absurd and guest after President Trump retweeted if you are currently facing werfinancial burdens,w normal so silly and its a real escape Billy Eichner. A post yesterday calling for i want to thank amber ruffin call your state farm agent...

Everyone who thought this would hes like an old timer working a Vice President mike pence to be over easy shift at the Park Slope Food click or call for a quote today. Reduce the risk of both them coop dealing with snooty catching the coronavirus ian morgan wrote that joke newcomers. It looks like somebody over lets put him in the key excuse me, there is no more there finally read the organic arugula. You can tweet ian if you want to oh my word you have to make your fancy its so cheesy, youll ne...

[ laughter ] President Trump delivered the state of the Union Address last night and claimed that he has led a, quote, Great American comeback. Please everyone knows the Great American comeback is thats what she said. [ laughter and applause something we as a nation have to be proud of. According to the latest numbers, applause accounted for a third of President Trumps 78minute state of the Union Address [ light laughter ] but he did promise to do it less next year. [ laughter ] House Speaker na...