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Like, uh, the, from the sea? the whelk? >> waiter: no. >> anthony: no. or, no, the -- >> waiter: terra. >> anthony: oh, really? oh, man. this is serious. [ abel laughs ] >> anthony: whats the best thing about this city? >> abel: everything you talked about. that when you bring a baby in here theres a love for life. the work, the art, the attitude, how to live. if im in a bad mood im negative, im down. okay? >> anthony: right. >> abel: then i walk out, i see this chick. see this chick here, lucia...

>> abel: i grew up in a southern italian family. >> anthony: catholic. >> abel: yeah. yeah. >> anthony: i mean, how catholic were you? >> abel: youd have to get on your knees and say the rosary. you, like, when youre 6 years old, 7 years old. right? >> anthony: right. >> abel: and with the nuns walking back and forth beating the shit out of you for any reason, and even though some of them looked like angelina jolie, some of the nuns i had, actually. [ christina laughs ] >> anthony: okay, look, r...

The whelk? >> waiter: no. >> anthony: no. or, no, the -- >> waiter: terra. >> anthony: oh, really? oh, man. this is serious. [ abel laughs ] >> anthony: whats the best thing about this city? >> abel: everything you talked about. that when you bring a baby in here theres a love for life. the work, the art, the attitude, how to live. if im in a bad mood im negative, im down. okay? >> anthony: right. >> abel: then i walk out, i see this chick. see this chick here, lucia? okay? okay, i might be pers...

>> abel: i grew up in a southern italian family. >> anthony: catholic. >> abel: yeah. yeah. >> anthony: i mean, how catholic were you? >> abel: youd have to get on your knees and say the rosary. you, like, when youre 6 years old, 7 years old. right? >> anthony: right. >> abel: and with the nuns walking back and forth beating the shit out of you for any reason, and even though some of them looked like angelina jolie, some of the nuns i had, actually. [ christina laughs ] >> anthony: okay, look, r...

The whelk? >> waiter: no. >> anthony: no. or, no, the -- >> waiter: terra. >> anthony: oh, really? oh, man. this is serious. [ abel laughs ] >> anthony: whats the best thing about this city? >> abel: everything you talked about. that when you bring a baby in here theres a love for life. the work, the art, the attitude, how to live. if im in a bad mood im negative, im down. okay? >> anthony: right. >> abel: then i walk out, i see this chick. see this chick here, lucia? okay? okay, i might be pers...