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The bar for GOP presidential candidate Nikki Haley has always been in hell, but she somehow continuously lowers it. This time, she omitted slavery as a reason for the Civil War during a campaign stop in Berlin, New Hampshire, on Wednesday. Now, she’s attempting to do damage control.

GOP presidential candidate Nikki Haley sparked outrage during a Wednesday campaign stop, and now she is trying to save face.

Haley Ferran works on her self and her sentences. She used to work at a Big Magazine, but then the Big Magazine fired everybody because TikTok people can't read -- and we are all TikTok people now. Still, Haley works on her sentences. She wanted to be Emily Bronte, but she has no sisters. Only brothers. It's OK. They're nice and her makeup was always where she left it. Also she writes stories. One day people will read them, she vows nightly. hferran (at) 2paragraphs (dot) com.

Haley Ferran works on her self and her sentences. She used to work at a Big Magazine, but then the Big Magazine fired everybody because TikTok people can't read -- and we are all TikTok people now. Still, Haley works on her sentences. She wanted to be Emily Bronte, but she has no sisters. Only brothers. It's OK. They're nice and her makeup was always where she left it. Also she writes stories. One day people will read them, she vows nightly. hferran (at) 2paragraphs (dot) com.