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This system. the monoclonal antibodies and testing in in five days why wouldnt you try it because heres the alternative if you call a regular doctor he says -- isolate yourself by yourself away from everybody else ten days, and if youre starting to get sick that youre dying go to the hospital. what? how about day one we throw the kitchen sink at this thing and try to beat it. >> yeah. seems to make sense to me dana thanks a lot for taking time glad to hear youre feeling better. thanks a lot. >> ...

Inflation nine easy ways to save on thanksgiving buy spam instead and msnb had this graphic suggesting people not buy a turkey for thanksgiving, to help with inflation. it is right there -- just weeks as you just predigitted yet again. >> well thats insane. thats one of the silly ones that has like we make a stupid joke and comes true. i think we got lucky with that one but i do joke if you want to be a profit in todays age predict what could be the -- stupidest most insane thing that people cou...

This is like dude, youre caught. they have these guys on video. buying this stuff -- and the hatch you told him to buy you got the two brothers showing the text like hey, he texted me. hey it will be okay. but i mean what -- i dont get it like -- >> you go to trial. >> you go exactly you go to trial to prove your innocence based on what happened and he knows hes lying start to finish and theyve got him right there. theres a narcissism thing right there thats got to be involved in this. dan: ther...

Reform shes supported. bill reform that violent criminals back on streets. we see what happens across america when you do that. we saw that it waukesha, wisconsin people die, we have policies like stacey abrams implemented across country i think voters in georgia will reject her because shes so radical and too crazy. dan: i hope so. rachel this clip ill play for you now of joy reid you would think it was about body sovereignty and vaccine mandates check tout your thoughts on the other side. >> t...

This is the greatest idea youll ever hear. okay, its an app that compares hundreds of travel sites for hotels and cars and vacation rentals like kayak does for flights. so its kayak. yeah, like kayak. why dont you just call it kayak. im calling it... canoe. compare hundreds of travel sites for thousands of trips. kayak. search one and done. dan: many of babylon bees

Reform shes supported. bill reform that violent criminals back on streets. we see what happens across america when you do that. we saw that it waukesha, wisconsin people die, we have policies like stacey abrams implemented across country i think voters in georgia will reject her because shes so radical and too crazy. dan: i hope so. rachel this clip ill play for you now of joy reid you would think it was about body sovereignty and vaccine mandates check tout your thoughts on the other side. >> t...

Dan: many of babylon bees sterical news hls turned out to actually happen they write a fake headline and later a real headline proves them exactly right. so whats the secret to the predictions? joining me now is powngtder ceo of the babylon b set, seth thank you for taking the time. >> thanks for having me on. >> seth lets go through a gem you have one with bill nye the science guy scientists abandon search for bill nyes credibility. but just this week, bill nye posted a tiktok with president bi...

Friends" whats going on? [laughter] exactly. and yet she wants to use this argument which could be very easily used as we said for vaccines. shes using against a child and innocent child that has its own should have its own rights in utero completely twisted but thats joy reid thats her stick. dan: yeah. it is so guys tell us first why am i not in your book american, thats a travesty im reading great stories charles payne everybody else they have cool stories. how come im not in a book i want to...

Predictor of the fact than the actual media. >> i quote this all the time he said the world has become too absurd to be satirized that is what were dealing with and trying to do when we do satire is exaggerate truth so project is to take a step in the direction of the truth is point and problem is that, reality just keeps catching up to us faster and faster were trying to stay ahead of it as, you know -- it is to best of our ability. but sometimes within like that one was back in 2017 some of ou...

I cant get over this. this is like dude, youre caught. they have these guys on video. buying this stuff -- and the hatch you told him to buy you got the two brothers showing the text like hey, he texted me. hey it will be okay. but i mean what -- i dont get it like -- >> you go to trial. >> you go exactly you go to trial to prove your innocence based on what happened and he knows hes lying start to finish and theyve got him right there. theres a narcissism thing right there thats got to be invol...