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Amy Gonzalez and Andrea Gross are suing Columbus Academy in Ohio for launching a retaliation campaign against them following complaints they made about the private school’s leftist curriculum. According to reports, Columbus Academy reported Gonzalez and Gross to the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), calling them “dangerous to the health and wellbeing of the entire […]

All things considered, Anheuser-Busch, the parent company of the failing Bud Light brand, is insistent, despite no apology to the country, that the transgender beer will soon make a comeback, even though Americans are increasingly done with all things LGBT pride. “It’s tough to see the controversial and divisive debates that have been happening in […]

I seriously should have thought of this when I was a kid.  If I could have answered every question a teacher asked by meowing like a cat or roaring like a dinosaur, there is no way they could have ever accused me of getting an answer wrong.  And when it was time for a quiz […]

Former President Donald Trump took to his Truth Social media platform on Tuesday, June 20, to decry a plea bargain deal given to first son Hunter Biden after he was under investigation for years and is suspected of engaging in a host of criminal activities. As per the terms of his plea agreement, Biden will […]

The Walt Disney Company reportedly hired an adult film actor who appears in gay pornography for the live-action remake of "The Little Mermaid." Breitbart Senior Writer John Nolte [...]

The left places such little value on women these days that it refuses to even call them women, but is rather now referring to them as "non-men." The formerly prestigious Johns Hopkins [...]

This year's Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs in Louisville, Ky., was a disaster due to new electromagnetic radiation (EMF)-emitting devices that racehorses are now being forced to wear, [...]

The consortium of systems that make the United States function – everything from transportation to mail service to food distribution – are falling apart with increasing speed the more society [...]

Phone users often get into a heated debate on whether iPhones are better than Android phones. For those using food delivery service DoorDash, iPhone users get the short end of the stick. A [...]

Amid all the political insanity of the left these days with its focus on mutilating children and perverting the next generation, it is easy to lose sight of the fact that the right is really no [...]