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Author Salman Rushdie is sounding off about censorship among book publishers, calling attempts to make books in the James Bond series politically correct “almost comical” and warning that free [...]

The first unionized Apple store in the U.S. is asking its parent company to implement a gratuity option at the checkout counter. According to the Daily Mail, workers at the Apple store at [...]

Over the next 12 to 17 years, the Biden regime wants to eliminate the United States power grid as we currently know it in order to stop greenhouse gas "pollution." The goal is to slash [...]

“With a ‘Reparations Management Council’ to operate independent of the government of San Francisco, what could possibly go wrong?” the Globe asked earlier this week. (Article by Katy Grimes [...]

It is now a crime in the Big Apple to discriminate against someone on the basis of their being too fat. In what New York City council minority leader Joseph Borelli warned will open up the [...]

An Ohio man who owns a Rivian R1T fully electric pickup truck was just billed $42,000 to get his vehicle fixed following a fender bender. The victim of this massive repair bill is Chris [...]

The University of Texas at Austin (UT Austin) recommended using “wimmin” in place of the word “women,” since the latter contains the word “men.” (Article by Travis Morgan republished from [...]

The Biden regime continues to use the lie of human-caused "climate change" to foist unreliable and expensive electric vehicles on as many Americans as possible while also reducing our [...]

Reparations for black residents in California are forecasted to cost $800 billion — more than twice the cost of the state’s entire annual budget, but activists say that is not enough. (Article by [...]

Do you agree that business owners with light skin should be punished in favor of business owners with dark skin? Candi CdeBaca, a "Democrat Socialist" city councilwoman from [...]