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April 14, 2023
Newly discovered footage shows Tennessee state representative Justin Jones stopping cars and attacking drivers during protests outside of the state Capitol in 2020. At the time, Jones had denied [...]
April 12, 2023
We may finally have an answer to why Budweiser knowingly decided to torch its brand and its customer base by entrusting its marketing and ad strategy to a man in a women's clothing drinking [...]
April 12, 2023
There are two systems of law in the United States: one for Democrats, who are free to do whatever they wish without consequence, and another for Republicans, who are relentlessly persecuted for [...]
April 11, 2023
Sharron Davies, an Olympic swimmer, is spearheading a movement to boycott Nike for its collaboration with a transgender influencer to endorse its female sports apparel line. The influencer, Dylan [...]
April 11, 2023
Artificial chicken meat grown in stainless steel "bioreactors" is the next thing to hit the American market, thanks to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA). The corrupt federal [...]
April 10, 2023
Just to give you an idea of how egregiously Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg is miscarrying justice while he spends all his time trying to lock away President Donald Trump for alleged [...]
April 8, 2023
A new report from the City of Toronto in Canada claims that, because criminalization of unregulated drugs "does not effectively deter youth substance use," all of them should be [...]
April 7, 2023
Donald Trump has been indicted, essentially for the crime of being Donald Trump and opposing the Left’s total hegemony over everything. But as Trump himself has often warned, they’re not really [...]
April 7, 2023
The Tourism and Civil Aviation Committee of the Parliament of Egypt approved draft legislation to give the Egyptian Meteorological Authority (EMA) the authority to fine people for posting [...]
April 7, 2023
Arguably the dumbest member of Congress was caught in the act this week pretending to be some anonymous Twitter troll because she failed to log back into her official account to respond in a [...]