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March 31, 2023
British newspaper the Guardian has issued an apology for its founder's role in the transatlantic slave trade, the latest entity to grovel to the woke mob. First established in 1821 by [...]
March 31, 2023
The movement to grant nonhuman personhood has extended from corporations to artificial intelligence, but the debate surrounding the latter is more complex than the former, according to a recently [...]
March 31, 2023
The state of California never had slaves and never instituted a system of third-class citizenry, but for some reason, the idea that blacks there should receive hundreds of billions of dollars in [...]
March 30, 2023
The Department of Energy (DOE) has announced new rules for using air conditioners and air cleaners, claiming that these would make the two appliances more efficient. According to a March 23 press [...]
March 29, 2023
The defunded Austin police department is so understaffed that a drunk driver recently had enough time to sober up at the scene of a car accident and avoid criminal charges after slamming into a [...]
March 27, 2023
If situations were reversed and the United States was not the superpower that it is, chances are excellent that Americans would not take kindly to another country telling us how to live our lives [...]
March 27, 2023
In case you have not noticed, the United States and much of the West has been taken over by corporations, many of them multinational, that have embraced "woke" ideologies that are [...]
March 25, 2023
Prior to this, the Brazilian supermodel shut down rumors that shes been seeing Tom Bradys billionaire friend following their divorce, labeling the speculations ridiculous.
March 24, 2023
When we study security systems are safety systems that you want to avoid the single point of failure, right? if you got one pilot, youve got one single point of failure. and so its just the most ridiculous thing to how much does it cost to have a second copilot on it to make any movement to not have a redundancy on the one thing thinking about it? its hard to imagine that some of these planes are you know, some of them as we, as weve been reporting can be flown by themselves, but it is it is. it...
March 24, 2023
The University of Helsinki in Finland has announced that this year's Conferment Jubilee ceremony, which began on March 20, includes the issuance of an honorary Doctorate of Theology to [...]