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February 28, 2023
New research from the University of Leeds proposes "World War II-style rationing" as a solution to the made-up "problem" of "carbon emissions." Published in the [...]
February 28, 2023
One of the number-one priorities of the Biden regime's Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is to combat "misinformation" online, which Commissioner Dr. Robert Califf claims is a [...]
February 28, 2023
Rather than offer their adult workers higher pay and better working conditions, some American companies looking to boost output while cutting costs are resorting to child labor. Republican [...]
February 28, 2023
Last week, a Christian nurse from a NHS hospital in the United Kingdom made headlines when she shared her experience of being bullied by ‘woke’ superiors for stating that being white does not [...]
February 27, 2023
And so its just a moment to look back and say holy cow, where were we. >> what a concept of examining year priors and assessing what went wrong, what you might do differently in the future? it seems completely divorced from the behavior of many members of our media and so many different respects. and i think its important to remember the way that republicans and the way that scientists were treated when they even raised this possibility. the kind of rhetoric that was used against them was absolu...
February 22, 2023
Thanks to the brave work of medical watchdog organization Do No Harm, the BlueCross BlueShield of North Carolina Foundation has changed its policy to start allowing white-run groups to apply for [...]
February 22, 2023
In 1807, Thomas Bowdler and his sister, Henrietta Maria Bowdler, published The Family Shakespeare, which stripped away anything bawdy. For the next 200 years, the word “bowdlerize” was a [...]
February 22, 2023
As payment for all the pain and suffering they are having to endure, Norfolk Southern CEO Alan Shaw has promised to pay every resident in the 44413 zip code of East Palestine, Ohio, $1,000 each. [...]
February 21, 2023
The late President Ronald Reagan famously warned Americans that the "most terrifying words" they could ever hear are "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help." [...]
February 20, 2023
-- will know. i think that is absurd. >> absurd. >> yeah. we are fighting racism, we are fighting sussex the, we are fighting homophobia. i think we should also be funding ageism. trust people and look at people. this person a competent or this person is not competent. there are a lot of four-year-olds out there that arent particularly competence. older people, look at the individual, i dont think you can make a blanket statement. >> theres a lot of truth in that. so what does haleys political s...