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While mumbling and bumbling through his latest embarrassing State of the Union (SOTU) address to the American people this year, fake president Joe Biden focused heavily on trying to abolish the [...]

Things got out of control in Joe Biden's America this week after a fight broke out behind an Austin-area HEB grocery store. Reports indicate that an angry mob was gathered around a dumpster [...]

In a cringe inducing interview with a BBC reporter, Bill Gates argued that it’s perfectly fine for him to fly around the world on private jets because he’s doing much more than anyone else to [...]

Even though the Southwest has seen some good, sustained rains in recent months, the drought conditions that have sunk Lake Mead and Lake Powell to disastrously low levels are unlikely to resolve [...]

Giving patients who are undergoing invasive surgery anesthesia to quell their pain is bad for the planet, according to the cult of climate change. New research presented by Dr. Mohamed Fayed at [...]

Take up as issues, no one feels that is something that will benefit them or their future or the climate or really any one as a society other than the most powerful and wealthy and oil here is the thing, florida does not have a lock on absurdity long island, your district today, george santos delivered yet again with his latest fabrication that he produced a broadway adaptation of spider-man, which i dont even understand. if youre going to pick it, choose a show that didnt flop, go with hamilton,...

Channel migrants could be banned from appealing against deportation Will Hazell Sat, February 4, 2023 at 9:52 AM EST English Channel illegal migrants

Emilly Santos, a student at Princeton University in New Jersey, is complaining about a new zero-tolerance policy for cheating at her school, which she says is unfair to "minorities" [...]

We previously discussed the movement in journalism schools to get rid of principles of objectivity in journalism. Advocacy journalism is the new touchstone in the media even as polls show that [...]

Top news outlets have openly announced that they’re abandoning “objectivity” because it’s a racist relic of “white newsrooms”. (Article by Paul Joseph Watson republished from Summit.news) No, [...]