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February 2, 2023
The Washington Post, CBS News, the San Francisco Chronicle, and numerous other mainstream news outlets are abandoning "objectivity" in their news coverage because they say that accuracy [...]
February 1, 2023
A 59-year-old male Finnish farmer, Markku-Pekka Antikainen, took up figure skating at age 50, declared himself trans, and has now performed under the female name "Minna-Maaria" at the [...]
January 31, 2023
A physician who claims that obesity cannot be addressed with diet and exercise has joined the Biden administration as an adviser of dietary guidelines. Obesity medicine specialist Dr. Fatima Cody [...]
January 31, 2023
In an effort to increase diversity among the force at all costs, London’s Metropolitan Police has been lowering its standards and recruiting officers who are considered “functionally illiterate” [...]
January 27, 2023
Whatever Ukraine wants, Ukraine gets, apparently. After strongarming the West into handing over gobs of cash and now heavy battle tanks, the next demand from Volodymyr Zelensky's regime is [...]
January 26, 2023
>> and this is exactly what they want. people are gonna govern responsibly, and look at their pocketbooks, and look at, you know -- for example, one of the first votes republicans took was on cutting enforcement of tax cheats. >> absurd. >> which wouldve increased the deficit tremendously. and of course, you know, i know were gonna talk about the debt limit. >> but lets talk about that. because the economy is steadily improving month by month. actually want to share what elizabeth warren said ab...
January 25, 2023
The local government of New York City is planning to replace the Big Apple's traffic cameras with ones that have sound meters to detect vehicles that cause too much noise pollution. New York [...]
January 22, 2023
Hans Joachim Schellnhuber, a leading German scientist from the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research (PIK), believes that in order to save the planet from "climate change," [...]
January 21, 2023
This year's World Economic Forum (WEF) gathering in Davos is off to an insane start as climate lunatic Al Gore, a former United States vice president under Bill Clinton, was seen ranting on [...]
January 21, 2023
In 14 points, Dr. Vernon Coleman summarises the absurdity of what is happening around us. The majority of which is being driven by misinformation and disinformation from corporate media, [...]