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March 26, 2022
In another example about how Democrats either legitimately don't understand market economics or simply don't care because they would rather risk tanking the economy in order to make [...]
March 24, 2022
Sen. Rick Lopes (D-Ct.) has introduced new legislation that would make it a crime to install gas or oil heating systems in new or remodeled residential homes in the state of Connecticut. Senate [...]
March 23, 2022
Billionaire-owned news outlet Bloomberg says Americans should cope with soaring inflation by eating lentils instead of meat and saving on vets bills by letting their pets die. (Article by Paul [...]
March 23, 2022
Satirical siteย The Babylon Bee's official Twitter account was suspended from the Big Tech platform on Sunday for "hateful content" after posting a joke making fun of USย Assistant [...]
March 13, 2022
Cyprus Minister of the Interior, Nicos Nouris, said on Sunday that it is absurd that Turkey calls on Russia and Ukraine to stop the war and...
March 10, 2022
The contest required the competitors to face each other and slap for 30 seconds. It consisted of three rounds.
March 9, 2022
Xenophobia against all things Russia is reaching fever pitch as deranged leftists, still tuned in to the false narratives being pushed by the military-industrial complex, have engaged in open [...]
March 9, 2022
Russia skipped the hearing at the International Court of Justice (ICJ) which was taking the case of Ukraine regarding the act of genocide by Russia in the ongoi
March 9, 2022
Russia says U.S. has biolabs with plague and anthrax in Ukraine, U.S. calls claim absurd.
February 24, 2022
In an interview with Hoda Kotb on Today, Matthew Hutchins says he felt so angry watching Alecs TV interview in which he talked about the cinematographers death.