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Will love you for it. >> you know, the irony of all of it is it takes security to be able to do that. it takes being confident to be able to say, you know what? im not perfect. lets laugh about it lets have a good time. lets all come together under that umbrella of imperfection and understand our common humanity. thats what she did. that was what was so genius about her, and about comedy and about the way that she just, you know, was such a trailblazer. i know that is like the buzz word now for ...

While the rising cases of Covid-19 and its latest variant Omicron are worrisome, Delhis governments decision to impose odd-even formula for Delhis markets is absurd, the Confederation of All India Traders (CAIT) said on Wednesday.

Okay i dont want to get what was going on with that producer what an awful, disgusting story that is i havent heard all those details and you look at whats going on with jeffrey toobin. i guess, maybe, if i had made as george castanza said if i had treated my body like annual amusement park maybe i would have gotten a promotion. maybe i would be sitting around with my only cnn show but its outlandish, ridiculous, absurd. why cnn is failing and fox news is kicking ass all around the dial. >> will...

California school districts are lowering their standard to help high school students get accepted into colleges and universities. The Los Angeles Unified, Oakland Unified, Sacramento City Unified [...]

Journal" says vice president kamala harris needs to be more humbled. what do you make of that? >> absurd. im to the point where im ready to call this racist and sexist. the criticisms of kamala harris are so far out of pocket. theyre not based on any reasonable assessment of her performance. our new colleague today, has been in the white house, david jolly, youve been on capitol hill. they climb their way up to senior ranks of the government and they get job offers of three, four, five "x" of wh...

I don't think it's bigoted to acknowledge some basic realities.

Dozens of TikTok users are claiming that they have shifted realities in parallel timelines. The users said they use the shower as their portal for time travel, simply by changing the temperature [...]

Here is the problem, david, that was the exact prosecution case in the george zimmerman trial that george zimmerman chased a 17-year-old boy walking around with iced tea and candy for his brother and followed him and said there was crimes in the neighborhood, i was worried and chased him down. the police said dont chase him. he did. because the teenager defends himself and says im in fear for my life, shoots him. thats the same case and zimmerman walked. in america, the absurd can work if you ar...

Three people were accidentally given COVID-19 vaccines at the Lewis Main Exchange at Joint Base Lewis-McChord in Tacoma, Washington. The Army is currently investigating how this incident [...]

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