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CNN The Situation Room November 20, 2013 23:01:00

Unable to attend for health reasons. former president george w. bush is getting req any for the hobby he took up. >> da vinci, rembrandt, picasso, bush. >> i do take painting seriously. its changed my life. >> reporter: the president presenting the latest can have a for jay leno. >> did you paint that? look at that. i cant make fun of him now. >> reporter: a marked difference from early period w., which trended towards, um, bathroom self-pour trades, which the world learned about through hacke...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20131028:16:26:00

An insecurity at some point. i think it plays out over time. cheney sort of embraces at some point the dark reputation he has. he finds it musing, absurd, doesnt bother him that much. >> darth vader helmet and had a photo taken. >> he puts on the darth vader mask. theres a picture somewhere in the archives, theres a picture of dick cheney in the darth vader mask that has been released. he wanted it in his memoir, lynne cheney thought it wasnt a good idea and talked him out of it. >> probably not...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20131003:02:08:00

Block an open monument and say, you cant look at the monument. we have thousands of veterans coming here, traveling across the country. some being flown here. then well not let them look at the monument? absurd, whoever made the decision. >> is the fight over the debt ceiling which is next on our horizon. will that be more rugged than this battle? >> i think all of these things should have some kind of reform associated with them. the democrats say we wont be held hostage. we wont negotiate. the...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20131003:05:08:00

Block an open monument and say, you cant look at the monument. we have thousands of veterans coming here, traveling across the country. some being flown here. then well not let them look at the monument? absurd, whoever made the decision. >> is the fight over the debt ceiling which is next on our horizon. will that be more rugged than this battle? >> i think all of these things should have some kind of reform associated with them. the democrats say we wont be held hostage. we wont negotiate. the...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20130826:20:36:00

Treatment. so now weve had another conservative who put his inspin and added his ideas what we need to do to realize kings dream. listen to george f. will. >> eight months after the march, eight months after that, a young social scientist from harvard working in the labor department published a report. his name was daniel patrick moynihan. he said theres a crisis in the african-american community because 24% of african northern children are born to unmarried women. today its tripled, 72% that, n...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20130731:00:37:00

And so too is the summer event. now get an incredible offer on the powerful c250 sport sedan. but hurry before this opportunity...disappears. the mercedes-benz summer event ends july 31st. it has been called absurd, dimmented, embarrassing, cringe worthy, illogical and offensive. fox news interview with religious scholar reza aslan was
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20130731:03:37:00

Wow. its the honey, it makes it taste so... well, would you look at the time... whats the rush? be happy. be healthy. it has been called absurd, demented, embarrassing, cringe worthy, illogical and offensive. fox news interview with religious scholar reza aslan was all that and more. what its like to play a starring role when reza aslan joins us next.
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20130726:18:26:00

Strauss-kahn will be tried on charges of pimping. he has acknowledged attending sex parties at a hotel in a french city. he maintains he did not know some of the women who participated in the parties were prostitutes. a lawyer for strauss-kahn called todays decision, quote, absurd. strausz kahn quit his post in 2011 after a maid accused him of rape here in new york. a charge that was later dropped. pope francis draws throngs to his first ever foreign trip. he brought a personal touch to his tr...
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CNN CNN Newsroom July 12, 2013 14:53:00

Did not matter to him, and when george zimmerman said, thank god there may be a video tape, the state wants you to believe the perfect super-cop bluff response, because he knows -- he took a couple classes a couple years ago at a community college. absurd. i would suggest to you to make the suggestion to you that in that moment, when confronted with the potential of an actual video by mr. martin, that my client would do anything other than say thank got it may be there, and its not evidence of i...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20130712:14:53:00

Opinion. and when the confrontation interview occurred and when george zimmerman said north thad there may be a videotape, the state wants you to believe the perfect supercop bluff response because he knows this because, lets not forget, he took a couple of classes a couple years ago at a community college. absurd. i would suggest to you, to make the suggestion to you that in that moment when confronted with the potential of a actual video by mr. martin that my client would do anything other tha...
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