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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20150421:20:35:00

The rockefellers and the great men of finance did stand in a back room and say we prefer this president over that one. teddy roosevelt came in and said you know what that has to end and this motion of the republican party as always having been down with this has changed over time. but they want it bad. the coke brothers want back no unions, no protection for workers. low cost of doing business and huge profits. >> speak loudly and carry a big stick of money. thats upending. you like how i did th...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20150226:01:09:00

Raise american way. the same way. absurd. >> took giuliani up. did an evaluation of president obamas speeches. every time he expressed extreme patriotism. he also accompanied that with a scathing. of the united states. >> i dont think even colmes will deny. >> even colmes. >> even. >> you even me? >> that the outlook of president obama, a man of left is that many times america has brought all this on itself. thats what the lefts mantra is. >> that is too simple an explanation of what the left qu...
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CNN CNN Newsroom With Brooke Baldwin January 7, 2015 20:12:00

Said to me when i interviewed them about this we dont intend to insult. thats not our job. were just poking fun of the absurd and the absurd exists on these fringes and in the extremes of these targets that we attack. thats basically whats happened today. thats been very very damaging of course to many members of the journalistic profession all around because people are worried about what happens next? how does one continue doing your job in this environment thats incredibly difficult to navigat...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20141206:11:07:00

Alleged to have committed that act. >> by the third paragraph in this story, i called in one of my editors and said you have read this? this is the most liewfd chris -- so clearly false. impossible to imagine how this got through the editing process if it hadnt been about this subject which is so fraught with politics and emotion, there is no way this would have seen print. >> why would they do that? >> absurd. taking up the role of advocates. advocating on behalf of a position rather than to tr...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20140603:00:57:00

Accepted his resignation with considerable regret. the president does not accept the regulsignation of a cabinet member unless he wants that person out. thats the way it works. bill, fair and balanced with shinseki serving his country with yours. absurd, doctor, absurd and you should know better. general failed to properly supervise the va. that was his job and he didnt do it. his career in the military was great. my career is journal list l and if i dont do my job, believe me, ill be out. docto...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20140603:03:57:00

Accepted his resignation with considerable regret. the president does not accept the regulsignation of a cabinet member unless he wants that person out. thats the way it works. bill, fair and balanced with shinseki serving his country with yours. absurd, doctor, absurd and you should know better. general failed to properly supervise the va. that was his job and he didnt do it. his career in the military was great. my career is journal list l and if i dont do my job, believe me, ill be out. docto...
President Obama Cabinet Member General Shinseki Journal List Bottom Up James Griffin

Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20140306:04:05:00

>> the keystone pipeline must be approved. the more oil and natural gas the usa and canada can produce and distribute the weaker russia becomes on the world stage. >> how do you say "drill, baby drill" in russian? joining me now, sam seder, host of "majority report" and dan dicker author of "oils endless bid." you work in the hydrocarbon markets. youve been a trader on those desks. this critique, the argument coming from the right which is you have to drill more and that will reduce -- that will...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20140224:17:16:00

Were going to be changes to it, it should have gone through them. today there were a number of justices on either side. it was very heated at times. at one point justice skolia had a lot to say about, listen. when youre interpreting a statute, dont go with the most absurd from the agency and then give itself power to rewrite things. justice kennedy who is often the deciding vote in these close cases, he was the deciding vote in the last e.p.a. case. this time around when the solicitor general wa...
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CNN CNN Newsroom January 27, 2014 19:41:00

All of the music fans, tune in for the one-hour special. the british invasion and how the beatles influenced the sound of the generation and the 60s and thursday night, 9:00 eastern and pacific right here on cnn. a u.s. president pushing the first lady out of the white house. absurd, of course. this is reality in france. the reason the press came around this woman in india, she is particularly intense. the former first ladys friend in her first public appearance since she and her friend parted...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20131127:19:18:00

Benghazi. >> youre talking about susan rice. >> condoleezza is just fine. now time for alans top three, tom corn nin, the government shutdown and michele bachmann. she was my baby-sitter growing up. >> had i nineteen thaknown that have laid off. >> which one? >> the government shutdown. it costs billions of dollars. john cornin tweets out, because we had iran, it was a purposeful way to end. its all guaranteed to stop it. michele bachmann is saying its going to kill people. absurd. >> death pa...
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