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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20170324:03:44:00

Has history of calling out others for not telling the truth. watch this. >> lying ted. in the case of lying ted cruz. oh, he lies. we dont want to say lying ted. id love to pull it out and just use it on lying, crooked hillary. shes a world-class liar. shes either a liar or grossly incompetent. >> representative kingston, dont you think its a bit hypocritical though? >> hes a tough guy. its a tough world. >> one more. >> one more obama quote. say this as plainly as i can. combat mission in iraq ...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20170324:09:11:00

Involvement are, quote, absurd. this comes just two days after a lawyer representing the family of a dead russian whistleblower fell out of a four-story window one day before he was due in court to present new evidence. officials in london have identified the man they say carried out wednesdays terror attack as the death toll from the rampagen contin e continues. police samed 32-year-old khalid masood as the attacker in the london attack. the name of the american killed in the attack has been ...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20170225:16:25:00

Population and half is hollywood. david: and rich, youre closer to hollywood than any one of us. >> i think theres false outrage here and i think its poisoning the culture. i dont agree with tom hanks politics or lebron james or steph currys in basketball. am i supposed to boycott basketball and movies because of this, absurd. david: and marlon brando got an academy award he didnt accept he sent an indian activist for, i believe for the godfather. the godfather became a popular movie at the box ...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20170203:15:19:00

Perceived around the world including gop senators who say it could be used as a recruiting tool that will hurt us around the country and unintended consequence of what the original purpose was. >> absurd. the idea that a document signed in washington will have an effect positive or negative on a group of people that believes you and i are infidels and should be beheaded unless we convert to their version of islam it is so naive it doesnt bear commenting on. the fact is they believe they have the...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20170102:20:27:00

Emotions started playing. others say monitors were off. >> get these monitors on, please. >> reporter: they say the shows producers knew she was having audio problems but sent her on stage as planned rather than cutting to commercial to try to fix the problem. >> im trying to be a good sport here. >> reporter: dick clark productions released a statement saying, in part, an initial investigation has indicated dcp had no involvement in the challenges associated with miss mariah careys performance....
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20161222:01:28:00

I get anxious when i get rushed. so i try to get four or five lines done as far as possible so they would be happy. i sat right at this deck and wrote that letter while the driver waited for me. >> one of the short lived side shows perhaps the most absurd was the back and forth over the candidates health records after hillary clinton came down with pneumonia. dr. harold bornstein where a letter about donald trump. this was it, a brief letter with a typo or two written in a hurry while trumps tea...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20161206:22:20:00

That almost cost somebody their life. >> and it seems not just false, but ridiculous, absurd, to allege that hillary clinton is running a child sex ring out of a pizza joint in northwest d.c., but this guy believed it. and it shows how dangerous it is. someone could have been killed. >> affirmation, not information. theres so much of that. theres a joke in reporting, we call it too good to check. thats like, i heard this, and then you check it out and its not true. its more fun to read stories t...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20161119:13:24:00

Civil rights agenda of the country, and so the question is if he was not good enough to be a federal judge in determining the law how is he good enough to be attorney general enforcing the law. >> what is your response to that? >> absurd. general flynn rose through an army that is sensitive to civil rights so the fact that he waupbgts to judge people quickly and harshly and its about defining a narrative about donald trump and the president-elects choices, which in those three men tells you more...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20160112:07:25:00

Were rock. i am absolutely willing to take another look at that legislation and get rid of the onerous provisions when gun manufacturers, for example, are selling guns into an area and know those guns are going into the hands of criminals, absolutely, those gun manufacturers should be held accountable. >> when a gun producer is making a gun, they are making it for a criminal on the streets they know about, know him by name, in fact. thats an absurd -- why doesnt say like hillary finally did on i...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20160112:00:25:00

Know those guns are going into the hands of criminals, absolutely, those gun manufacturers should be held accountable. >> when a gun producer is making a gun, they are making it for a criminal on the streets they know about, know him by name, in fact. thats an absurd -- why doesnt say like hillary finally did on iraq. okay, wrong vote. >> he should apologize. democratic voters support gun control, period. >> this feels like the december 2007 to me. hillary started attacking obama aggressively. t...
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