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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20120715:07:30:00

Money. >> thank you. for the clarity of your answers and helping audience at home that this is a causes and it is caused by government and not fixed by government. i hope people are paying attention and listening. we group to listen to our doctors. and folks, we ought to listen to our dollars. do you think the doctors know more about the practice of medicine than president obama does and the members of congress. i trust them a lot more and the fact that they worked this hard to be prepared and s...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20120524:20:24:00

Biden misses the boat. blue-collar workers small businesses we built this country, so, if anything we he would want people like us running the company because we know it inside and out and we have to make payday, have good results at the end of the work day otherwise we do not have a job. vice president biden and this administration, and past administration do not have to get go results and they still have a job. absurd. >>eric: what are the qualifications for the current president? he was a com...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20120320:06:40:00

Dakota, i said i would mention, that isnt it absurd that were having an argument over a manufacturer controversy regarding requirement people to show i.d. in order to vote, but that a senior citizen would get carded at a bar even if shes getting a bud light before she gets on a plane. >> absurd, spell it out. nonsensical. i get what greg is saying about lawsuits. what do they think, is this a good use of time to be carding an elderly person. do they have a elaborate wax museum makeup and wig dis...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20120319:21:40:00

Me back, including rk in south dakota, i said i would mention, that isnt it absurd that were having an argument over a manufacturer controversy regarding requirement people to show i.d. in order to vote, but that a senior citizen would get carded at a bar even if shes getting a bud light before she gets on a plane. >> absurd, spell it out. nonsensical. i get what greg is saying about lawsuits. what do they think, is this a good use of time to be carding an elderly person. do they have a elaborat...
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CNNW Starting Point March 15, 2012

morning. ets its going to go like that today. also joining us is jeff toobin the cnn senior legal analyst. thank you for joining us and hank of political strategist, iconic political strategist. nice to have you joining us. >> thank you. >> lots to get to. the afghan man who hijacked a car and then breached security, drove on to the runway in kabul just as the pentagon chief leon panetta was landing. that man has died. he died from burns he received after he lit himself on fire. we lea...
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CNNW Anderson Cooper 360 March 3, 2012

danger. >> were still seeing storms with only five tornado warnings. that seems like a lot, but earlier tonight y had 29 separate tornado warnings for separate storms producing tornadoes on the ground. finally calming down because the heat of the day is gone. theres henriville, farther to the east, same tornado, but almost wiped out a town to the east. we also have incredible new video out of a tornado on the eastern section here of kentucky. kind of the coal fields of kentucky. west l...
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CNNW Anderson Cooper 360 March 3, 2012

strongest tornado on radar. doesnt mean it was the strongest one on the ground, but the rotation was the strongest and tightest, speeds going one way to another way were at least 100 miles per hour. this on radar looks like an ef-3 or ef-4 tornado. now with the first video out, driving into west liberty, you can see the damage. yes, its dark, but you can get a feel for the buildings knocked down. really, a police car that was damaged completely. and more tornado damage from cars being ...
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CNNW World Business Today March 3, 2012

separate tornado warnings for separate storms producing tornadoes on the ground. finally calming down because the heat of the day is gone. theres henriville, farther to the east, same tornado, but almost wiped out a town to the east. we also have incredible new video out of a tornado on the eastern section here of kentucky. kind of the coal fields of kentucky. west liberty, kentucky. this was by far in my opinion, watching the doppler radar, the strongest tornado on radar. doesnt mean ...
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CNNW Anderson Cooper 360 March 3, 2012

this late hour and typically storms die off by now, we still have 19 different cells, 19 different storms that are rotating enough or have tornados on the ground to have tornado warnings on them. 19 separate storms. these storms go all wait from louisiana to florida to almost atlanta, georgia. one now crossing the border from atlanta. a little farther to the north on up, the third storm of the day for chattanooga right there, tornado warning on that, especially just off to the east. an...
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CNNW The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer March 2, 2012

condemnation from fellow republicans. rick santorum says the comments are absurd. the white house is also being drawn into the uproar. im wolf blitzer. youre in "the situation room." lets get right to the breaking news, a huge tornado outbreak stretches from alabama to indiana and beyond. millions of americans are under tornado watches. tornado warnings as well. professional storm chasers have been following these twisters all afternoon, providing dramatic images of an unfolding disa...
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