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CNNW Early Start January 17, 2012

a recorder conversation between the captain and the port authority. pretty damning stuff in there. whats happening right now? the captain is being questioned. and new this morning, the number of the missing much higher than we first reported. >> and, also, in politics, when youre the front runner, its like youve got the bulls eye on your back. that would be mitt romney where rick perry and everyone else, rick santorum, all gunning for myth romney. the race is tight. were going to break...
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CNNW Reliable Sources December 4, 2011

press for his own mistakes? new hampshires biggest paper backs newt gingrich and conservative blogger enkwur rubinsays the track record of the right-leaning media has been embarrassing bad, really? plus, espn and the "syracuse" newspaper sit in on an incriminating tape for a decade until bernie fine is fired over accusations that he was molesting boys. on that tape, fines wife consoles an alleged victim. >> you know, he needs that male companionship that i cant give him. nor is he ...
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CNNW Piers Morgan Tonight November 26, 2011

>> this is "piers morgan tonight." >> theres a lot you dont know about him. and all will be revealed about the dark secret side of seth macfarlane this evening. evil genius, welcome. >> oh, were starting. >> were starting. i thought you were doing a promo. >> were off and running. how do you feel about being an ooel genius? >> im a fairly peaceful, docile individual. evil isnt my primary goal, ill take it. what was your original intro? >> the original intro, i just told you was tonight...
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CNNW Piers Morgan Tonight November 26, 2011

barred. >> you just did. i think we expected it from you. >> this is "piers morgan tonight." >> theres a lot you dont know about him. and all will be revealed about the dark secret side of seth macfarlane this evening. evil genius, welcome. >> oh, were starting. >> were starting. i thought you were doing a promo. >> were off and running. how do you feel about being an ooel genius? >> im a fairly peaceful, docile individual. evil isnt my primary goal, ill take it. what was your original...
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CNNW Piers Morgan Tonight November 26, 2011

>> you just did. >> this is piers morgan tonight. >> seth macfarlane is the evil genius. there is a lot you dont know about him and im hoping all will be revealed about the dark secret side of seth macfar lane this evening. evil genius, welcome. >> oh, were starting. >> i thought you were doing a promotion. lets do it. >> were off and running. how do you feel about being the evil genius? >> you know, im a fairly peaceful, docile individual. i dont know that evil is my primary goal in t...
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CNNW Piers Morgan Tonight November 26, 2011

>> theres a lot you dont know about him. and all will be revealed about the dark secret side of seth macfarlane this evening. evil genius, welcome. >> oh, were starting. >> were starting. i thought you were doing a promo. >> were off and running. how do you feel about being an ooel genius? >> im a fairly peaceful, docile individual. evil isnt my primary goal, ill take it. what was your original intro? >> the original intro, i just told you was tonight one of the greatest talents in the...
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>> they should open their books up. >> but the president isnt the only republican punching bag. >> the epa wants to call the shots, no matter how many jobs their draconian policies and zealous actions might kill. >> governor perry has criticized and stepped back from global warming. >> global warming has been politicized. >> are they distracting themselves with these other issues? >> i think its going to change soon. >> still a scientific theory. >> the president left for vacation, but the right...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20110511:00:15:00

>> mr. oreilly. >> bill: to be fair? >> mr. oreilly, once again, im being misrepresented on this program. >> bill: by your own words. >> no, i didnt say its good to put them on the commission. i said they should not be on the commission unless they earn the right. >> bill: why are they being put on the commission. >> i dont speak for the u.n. >> bill: you dont know. >> i dont know. to call them the most anti-american organization ever, they are a place for the world to go and hash these things o...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20110511:09:15:00

>> mr. oreilly. >> bill: to be fair? >> mr. oreilly, once again, im being misrepresented on this program. >> bill: by your own words. >> no, i didnt say its good to put them on the commission. i said they should not be on the commission unless they earn the right. >> bill: why are they being put on the commission. >> i dont speak for the u.n. >> bill: you dont know. >> i dont know. to call them the most anti-american organization ever, they are a place for the world to go and hash these things o...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20110511:03:15:00

>> mr. oreilly. >> bill: to be fair? >> mr. oreilly, once again, im being misrepresented on this program. >> bill: by your own words. >> no, i didnt say its good to put them on the commission. i said they should not be on the commission unless they earn the right. >> bill: why are they being put on the commission. >> i dont speak for the u.n. >> bill: you dont know. >> i dont know. to call them the most anti-american organization ever, they are a place for the world to go and hash these things o...
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