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MSNBC The 11th Hour With Brian Williams November 19, 2021 07:23:00

Mccarthy just spent six minutes describing the painting washington crossing the delaware. what do you make of what is going on on capitol hill right now? >> kevin mccarthy is kind of a fraud. he doesnt send men mean tweets but hes just as pernicious on blocking action on items that are good for the american people. so the build back better plan includes a lot of human infrastructure, like broadband and [inaudible] and kevin mccarthy is putting on absurdist to the gulf theater, using filibuster t...
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CNN The Story of Late Night June 6, 2021 05:13:00

>> dave had an original, interesting voice, and i think i brought a level of weird art school to it. >> the baffling, the absurdist. >> but i was clueless that the show was a success or a failure. so mostly my memories that everything could have gotten us canceled. >> and finally, our head writer merrill markoe with the new sitcom that takes place in florida, so im sold. merrill markoe, ladies and gentlemen. >> i would feel light-headed and almost faint when he would do a run-through of the come...
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CNN The Story of Late Night May 30, 2021 03:15:00

The aesthetic on a re concrete level. not just the stupid pet tricks and the remotes but the more adventurous, the baffling, the absurdist. >> but i was clueless that the show was a success or a failure. mostly my memories that everything could have gotten us canceled. >> and finally, our head writer merrill markoe with the new sitcom that takes place in florida, so im sold. merrill markoe, ladies and gentlemen. >> i would feel light-headed and almost faint when he would do it. i feel that if it...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20180903:22:31:00

Your work? >> absolutely. i was watching that and thinking what a hero i am. sometimes im so busy doing the work i forget. >> you forget to reflect? >> how much i have meant to american democracy and the republic in general. ive gone to a few museums lately, history museums, i walked around thinking, god, im a great person, i dont have to be here. >> youre very funny and known to be funny. >> thank you. >> we did show some punchlines go to a dark place. ha-ha, freedom of the press is in danger. ...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20180410:22:50:00

State trump narrowly won. forecasts have democrats winning back the house and we turn to billy eichner and begin with the big question. are the democrats surging because of your work? >> absolutely. i was watching that and thinking about what a hero hero i am. sometimes im so busy doing the work that i forget. >> you forget to reflect. >> how much i have meant to american democracy. and you know, the republic in general. ive gone to a few makeups lately, history museums. i just walked around thi...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20170422:18:37:00

Coulter had with jorge ramos from univision later on which would be appropriate where ann told jorge that because, you know, that because her relatives, her ancestors were european, they didnt count as immigrants. now, shes an absurdist, and i dont think its fair to say she doesnt shy away from a fight. she doesnt shy away from a book sale, but she is a hateful old lady, and i think we need to be careful in how we book people like this. kelly: ooh, pablo. lets not disparage the individual, lets ...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20170103:01:43:00

>> what is that? >> cologne? >> no. >> opportunity. >> no. money. >> one of the movies of yours that you made that i like best is "anchorman," because i sought the main character, will ferrell ripped me off, i have a much better physique than he does. >> watch out for the guns. theyll get you. >> what were you trying to get across here? those movies really did well. >> i think most of all, will and i loved to laugh. they are clearly silly, absurdist comedies. i think it was also a little bit of ...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20170103:04:43:00

>> opportunity. >> no. money. i smell money. >> one of the movies of yours that you made that i like best is "anchorman," because i saw myself as the main character, will ferrell ripped me off, i have a much better physique than he does. >> watch out for the guns.e theyll get you. >> what were you trying to get across here? o those movies really did well. >> i think most of all, will and i love to laugh. they are clearly silly, absurdist comedies. i think it was also a little bit of a poke at ho...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20130404:02:39:00

Not quite. maybe when he is on the throne a couple years, we will say he can, but to your point, no, i dont think we will see that. also he is bringing the show to new york. he is going to bring a different aesthetic. he is more absurdist, more ironic. is he going to want to traffic in that sort of stuff? well see, im not sure. i think bill carter would agree, it opens up things a bit for jimmy kimmel. he will be the only one in l.a. versus letterman here, stewart here, fallon here. jimmy kimmel...
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