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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20111001:00:50:00

Sarah palin even for a minute if he cared about protecting palins long-term value to the network. roger ailes has a very good feel for when the fox news players are moving from just being unfair and unbalanced to being utter absurdities. just ask glenn beck. ailes knows by october 28th palins value to the network will be minimal. she will be a complete joke to everyone, especially the people who believed she was going to run for president and the people who invested their hopes and dreams in her...
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marketsite. "american morning" starts right now. >> no vote on the debt plan again. im christine romans. as the u.s. economy lurches closer to a financial crisis, the political crisis continues. house speaker john boehner calls off a vote, unable to convince hardline conservatives in his party to sign on to his plan. >> im kiran chetry. more than 90% of texas is now in extreme drought. the state could sure use a lot of rain and now tropical storm don is expected to make landfall along ...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20110511:03:48:00

Other items will be trimmed. raul castro sounded downright republican in criticizing the ration system. he said, since the ration book is designed to provide equal coverage to 11 million cubans there are more than a few examples of absurdities such as allocating a quota of coffee to the newborn. you dont have to read between the lines to know that the ration book is on its way to becoming cubas version of our food stamp program. instead of providing government subsidized food for everyone cuba w...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20110422:23:44:00

Coran somewhere. people will escalate. whatever steps they are, how gross or un-american they are can achieve what they want. this pastor is smart enough to know what he says or burns a koran, people die and he made his point. what do we do with these cases under the first amendment? >> no magic bullet to this one. if there was we wouldnt be having this discussion, let alone, a debate. i think the best response to these sorts of absurdities is, indeed, love. i know that is weird to say on cable ...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20110422:21:44:00

Opportunity for a platform. >> they dont like islam either. >> generally, i like the first amendment. the lights go o the bells go off all over the world the minute they hear that somebody -- the terrible term on the koran somewhere. people will escalate. whatever steps they are, how gross or un-american they are can achieve what they want. this pastor is smart enough to know what he says or burns a koran, people die and he made his point. what do we do with these cases under the first amendment...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20110223:08:26:00

I think what is evident here is that they are just making up reasons to be against the military. they think thats cool and they associate the military with war and they are anti-war. anybody loves war. but they are so dense. they are supposed to be the most intelligent people in the country. it is because of the armed forces that they even have the right to sit there and scream absurdities at this war hero. and i just would love to send them to libya and see how they react to seeing an american ...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20110207:02:47:00

Karlov in drag playing mother muffin. there were all these absurdities. but we work, we did 26 episodes in those days so we worked constantly. knoll harrison and i were in every shot, as you were with earl. >> did you feel like you were trailblazing at the time? did you feel like you were making a bit of a stan? >> i just felt exhausted. i was so tired. i was far too tired. >> when you see young actresses today, do you think they have it easier really than you had it? >> i dont think so. i think...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20110207:05:47:00

Muffin. there were all these absurdities. we had a wonderful time. but we worked, we did 26 episodes in those days so we worked constantly. knoll harrison and i were in every shot, as you were with earl. >> did you feel like you were trailblazing at the time? did you feel like you were making a bit of a stand? >> i just felt exhausted. i was so tired. i was far too tired. >> when you see young actresses today, do you think they have it easier really than you had it? >> i dont think so. i think t...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20110207:08:46:00

I dont think you could carry a gun as a detective. >> oh, no, you had a gun. >> i had every gun known to man. we shot every gun. i remember shooting a machine gun, everything. a girl from "uncle" was a bit camp because "the man from uncle" had been a great success. we did the most absurd story lines youve ever seen, only second to a "batman" where i was popped out of a giant toaster withtan freeberg, i had boris karlov in drag playing mother muffin. there were all these absurdities. but we worke...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20110124:07:13:00

And the financial regulation bill that the president wanted to continue and ramp that up. we will be looking at the funding. we will be looking at getting rid of the absurdities like the 1099 requirement. any time you do business that amounts to more than $600 you have to send a form to the irs. this is a 2700-page monestrousity that is repleat with problems and we will go after as many of them as we possibly can. >> chris: lets talk a little 2012 politics. this week two senators who vote with t...
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