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believe that its also happy wednesday. according to my high school spanish, which i failed. so it like a woman trying to throw a football. [laughter] the immigration crisis is barley out of control. [laughter] why do even sa sayy these thing? you dont need us to tell you ehat although fox news is th only one that does.eo if bill and hiuss gorgeous heade hair spent one more day on therd southern border he gets era free milkshake and a blowout. [laughter] he could a donate his hair to...

mayor london breed trying to score points and not against critics who have been blasting her city is on face. unsafe. >> because of social media and how people are able to publicize things that are happening in a moment, it is taken complete out of context in terms -- that is not entirely true. it is sad because i think it is just san francisco has been a target for so long and used as an example because we are innovative, we are creative, we come up with out-of-the-box ideas, and anot...

manhattan courthouse yesterday pleading not guilty to 34 felony counts of falsifying business records that is typically a misdemeanor. alvin braggs strategy for elevating those charges appears to be a stretch legally and the case may not make it to a full trial, even the liberal media are seriously questioning the strength of this case. >> watch. >> if i had to characterize it its disappointment. in terms of a case this being brought against a former president, its a little underwhelmi...

friend. were going to speak to, you dont go anywhere, weve got more to discuss later in the show. dont go anywhere. good to see you. >> coming up on a man, the gops house of chaos has a new chief oversight chair, james comer. its been flying under the radar as we pushes. going to exposes double standards. plus, trumps expanding trouble, special counsel jack smith is looking into the presidents legal team including rudy giuliani. its no official, george santos is under investigation. th...

friend. we want to speak to, dont go anywhere. we have a lot more to discuss later on in the show. >> coming up on a man. the gops house of chaos has a new cheap house oversight chair, keynes has been flying under the radar as he pushes conspiracies and political hiccups. no more, we are going to exposes double standards. plus, expanding troubles. special counsel jack smith is now looking into the ex presidents legal team. including rudy giuliani. and it is now official. george santos ...

totally unnecessary. >> it was unnecessary. we are starting early. i want to talk about how performance has part replaced belief from politics to the classroom to social media is start with the democrats newest star justin pearson. he is one of the tennessee dam two started a near riot at a government building and disrupted disrupted invited legislative session with a bullhorn. to understand how he is now a star, lets go back a bit here he is in 2016 in college. >> i am justin j pearso...

>> is that bioweapons that? balloon did that blew take off from wuhan? >> a roaring american economy is drowning out the noise ahead of the state of the union. >> the u.s. adding 517,000 jobs last month. >> unemployment drops to 3.4. >> thats the lowest since 1969. >> wow. >> then the disgraced ex president made an absurd question. a republican primary litmus test. >> did you think ashli babbitt was murdered? do you think the police officer was doing his job? >> i think the police offi...

the next general election. hell be live on the sofa at 7:30am. the countrys largest supermarket tesco is the latest to impose limits on certain fruit and vegetables, as shortages on the shelves continue. ill have the latest. englands lionesses roar once more. they thrash belgium to retain the arnold clark cup and are now unbeaten in 29 matches. the cloud and rain across england and wales. all the details here on brick dust. —— breakfast. its thursday, 23rd february. our main story....

against. are you the parent of a child or young adult with severe learning disabilities? tell me about your world. tell me about the ups and downs, the stress, the moments ofjoy. learning disabilities — your world. here is the news with karishma patel. nicky, thank you. medical leaders are urging the government and doctors to use a third party service — to broker a deal in their pay dispute. the academy of medical royal colleges says strikes are having a "serious impact" on patient...

all of you in the united states and around the world. im fareed zakaria coming to you from new york. hey mark today on the program a rare conversation with the great jon stewart fareed. its we either have the rule of law. we have no rule of law. i will ask him about american politics, the economy the wider world. who knows where else we will go. you want to be upset about real things. but isnt that what drives comedy or art or anything? and the big meeting in moscow. she jinping travel...