Activity Undersea News Today

[cheers and applause] thank you, thank you for receiving us with open arms. even if they are covered with black sabbath tattoos and number 77 sunscreen. lets cover some news before we go to the monologue. an american who was trapped in ukraine for eight months says he evaded russian troops by prevpretending to be irish. in other words, he was drunk. comedian gallagher sadly has passed away at age 76. his family scheduled a private ceremony. followed by smashing him with a giant hammer....

Mutilations and hes like, settle down, alex johnsbury goes out and spend month on it and hes got this kind of, you know, shocked. he goes, no, its real. 100% real. no one knows what it is. i never believed in anything like this. the guy actually believe the warren commission five years ago. thats how dumb i was. one of the prevailing theories is theres a lot of activity undersea, under the ocean. its been documented on video and by sonar of objects, some kind of craft moving in. its like, with n...