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[cheers and applause] >> greg: yes, yes, yes! happy tuesday everybody. so really it seems 2023 is the year of the protester. they seem to be everywhere blocking traffic, closing bridges, chanting at train stations. but the jokes on them. i travel only by helicopter. but, oh, how they love to delay transportation. who do they think they are, mayor pete? idiots are throwing tomato soup on paintings and super gluing themselves to the wall. remember that knucklehead who glued his hand to a...

so cuddly. [laughter] in a way its fun its hard what any clueless group whether its extreme vegans armor in five, fox & friends. >> skews me, im on tonight. also the woke are just fun to watch. >> you provided definition for the word woman? >> i cant. u cant? >> not in this context im not a biologist but what you cannot do it to label a person illegal. >> there is no such thing. >> my programs are she and her im sitting at the table wearing a blue suit. >> does more than one kind of...

but tickets are still available. that didnt land. florida has joined iowa, utah and arkansas to become the fourth state this year to pass universal school choice. its such a big deal it got randi weingarten to finally wash her hair. today governor right side signed a bill disbanding the states education account to all k 12 students regardless of race income background or even zip code. now that they have school choice, floridas parents biggest worry will be that their kids will be eat ...

after he made allegations in a whistleblower complaint. he was strip of his gun and badge, and removed from the daytona beach fbi field office. that sounds like fun, getting stripped at the daytona beach feel office. i guess as far as the fbi is concerned hes been unfriended. see what i did there with his name? because his names friend. i think thats a courtesy laugh on yor part, bat ill let it go. now, you can keep doing it, arent you? dont you remember the whistleblower protection ac...

after he made allegations in a whistleblower complaint. he was strip of his gun and badge, and removed from the daytona beach fbi field office. that sounds like fun, getting stripped at the daytona beach feel office. i guess as far as the fbi is concerned hes been unfriended. see what i did there with his name? because his names friend. i think thats a courtesy laugh on yor part, bat ill let it go. now, you can keep doing it, arent you? dont you remember the whistleblower protection ac...

trump bomb shells. at that time january 6th hearings yesterday a star witness no one ever heard of testified about something she didnt see which right there makes her testimony as la jets mate as smoke signals from liz warren. so whats the gist? that is then president donald trump was being driven back to the white house after the january 6th rally and demanded the car pull over so he could snack on an injured dog on the side of the road. yeah. it was a pekingese which he then sleuther...

but that actually probably helps the show a little bit. the set staff is pleased because greg and i share the same size booster seat and the same size shoe. all right, look, for anyone battling addictions or lots of big problems if their lives the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem and thats not easy to do. then you have to accept that you have to get up off your did you have and commit to making things better. thats right i said duff and thats the kind of salty lan...

Greg yeah,. Greg that feels so good. Its friday she know what that means lets welcome tonights guests. He is engaged which means soon you will get a second ring, actor writer and comedian jamie lissow. So blond you can light her up in smoke, cohost of the bottom line , dagen mcdowell. Chances are your uncle pete pays for pictures of her feet. New york times besseling offer an Fox News Contributor kat attempts. And he puts 3 buffets out of business. New york times best selling author, comedian an...

Thursday everyone everyone has been asking what i did on my vacation and the theories were floated that it was not really a vacation at all that it was some sort of forced leave of absence nothing could be further from the truth heres a little montage i put together of all the things i did on my week off roll it. Greg i dont like to talk about my Volunteer Work what you forced my hand up to glad i was able to share with all of you lets get to some jokes and a video went viral this week of a dog ...

yeah, i am. greg: i know i. i know. i know. i know. i know. i know.i do t >> i do the same thing everyever morning when i look in the mirror. happy tuesday, everyone. so washington columnist suggests president biden should replace kamala harriosts. y hillary clinton. kamala said overshould r dead by and hillary said.e alla >> no problem. no pr >> speaking of the clintons, bill and hillary will headlineob a fund raiser for biden later this month in virginia. bill andhillary hopes to rai...