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Emergency nato summit trying to ratchet up pressure on vladimir putin. financing more sanctions against russia. the president losing his temper when pressed if he couldve done more. >> it you think vladimir putin will alter course based on the action youve taken? >> remember if you cover me from the beginning, i did not say that the sanctions would deter him. sanctions never deterred. you keep talking about that. sanctions never deter. the main use of sanctions, the maintenance of sanctions, the...

Theres a weird amnesia. i cant tell if its deliberate or oblivious that in order for all of those in that montage to adopt that stance, they have to forget everything thats happened in the last 30 to 40 years. >> jesse: i do know. i think its smart of you not to try to get tyrus angry. because he would crush you. like a grape. >> greg: but i would enjoy it. >> jesse: you sicko. nancy pelosi has a new midterm message. whos going to buy it

Almost all the time. nobody talks to me. its the best thing. and i bet we are saving money. you dont have to spend money on offices. stinky food in the microwave. you come in the work, someone is always warming up some old fish. its disgusting. the real problem is our lunches are getting really expensive. have you noticed that? my soup is almost 20 bucks. 20 bucks. if its warm, usually throw it at my assistant but im not because its so expensive. >> jessica: jesse, how much does your lunch cost?...

For her project. and she had to learn all about me. she did an excellent job. >> greg: thats funny. >> dana: on her assignment. congratulations and thank you, george j. >> jesse: chose you over greg thats got to hurt. >> jessica: ancient pyramids of egypt stunning. part of a special event that gave him. its absolutely incredible. i would like to do it. i have never wanted to paraglide. >> jessica: you would do it. >> greg: you know what i would love to do up there. >> judge jeanine: i want to co...

Pushing back russian forces. president biden appearing to dry redline on what it would take for the u.s. and nato to directly respond to russia. >> cant answer that. im not going to give you intelligence data. we would respond. we would respond if he uses it. the nature of this response would depend on the nature of the use. >> greg: george, what does dana think about it? [laughter] >> judge jeanine: dana has been on television all day and she has been wonderful. you should go to dana right away...

I joined linkedin in order to get information on a president of a washer and dryer company because i couldnt get a part. but because i joined in linkedin you have to list your job occupation and i listed host thats what i am. now linkedin sends me emails on job openings including the welcome host at cart yea working weekends. long horn steakhouse i have to deliver enthusiastics hello and goodbyes and clear and reset tables which doesnt seem like a host job and sanity size guest touch points. i h...

Some arent happy with the status quo. a post saying some workers should be paid for their commute. >> judge jeanine: i want to go to work in florida and then i can go back and forth. >> jessica: the commutes were shorter and they had another -- a lot of people on the thread in the netherlands. >> dana: hybrid work is here to stay in the workforce was kind of headed in that direction anyway. covid was the accelerant. ceos dont like it and in a lot of cases i dont blame them. its hard to keep a co...

We know that shes headed for the end after this time around. i guess i could be proven wrong but i doubt it. she knows this is happening. the republicans are poised to win. i wouldnt say the rw phrase. we dont want to say that. the members know it. there was another democrat that retiring today. so theyll see it and they are running for the exit. tough districts. cant like what she said. theyre going to have to answer the question. ukraine, russia, the supreme court. those are not the issues tha...

President will follow up on those remarks. might come tomorrow. it might happen in poland. thats what he is supposed -- he is supposed to meet with ukrainian refugees. could be someplace else. no way of knowing. we look forward to seeing you tomorrow. dealing with the spike in new covid cases and this ba.2 variant with dr. anthony fauci. he is on tomorrow. >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, dana perino. "the five." >> putin was banking on dana bei...

I dont need to put crap on it. >> jesse: yes, you do. you cant just put bar soap on your face, you animal. >> judge jeanine: final thoughts. everybody knows when they are going to they have to get them themselves. its ridiculous to pay people. i like being with people. >> greg: you are a people person. >> judge jeanine: its wonderful. what do you use on your face? >> jesse: i use moisturizer. >> dana: what kind? >> jesse: i dont know the brand. >> judge jeanine: you know it! ♪ ♪ ♪ feel stu...