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>> darren: whoa. oh, man. >> anthony: getting a buzz? >> darren: my whole mouth is numb. i gotta do something about this. totally high off of that thing. >> anthony: ah jeez, just stepped into a fresh loaf of shit. right here, yeah, thats good. >> darren: oh, jeez. thats a serious distance. >> anthony: the rules are simple. shoot your arrow the length of one and a half football fields, high in the air, in this case across the east-west highway, all the way, hopefully, into a small target. >> ant...

Bhutan is a very devoutly buddhist country. and in such circumstances, i always do my very best to be respectful and restrained, shying away from my usual toilet humor. >> anthony: never in the history of television has a host faced a greater challenge. how to talk about whats happening without -- well, without making the obvious joke. >> anthony: god give me strength. as we wander through the valley of the low-hanging dick jokes. >> anthony: im trying to be respectful of a five-century religiou...

Totally high off of that thing. >> anthony: ah jeez, just stepped into a fresh loaf of >> anthony: ah jeez, just stepped into a fresh loaf of shit. right here, yeah thats good. >> darren: oh, jeez. thats a serious distance. >> anthony: the rules are simple. shoot your arrow the length of one and a half football fields, high in the air, in this case, across the east-west highway, all the way, hopefully, into a small target. >> anthony: good luck with that. you need a .50 caliber to hit that targe...

>> anthony: you see them everywhere here. >> anthony: oh, jeez. its a cock-alanche. >> darren: you could make a chess set out of them, though. >> anthony: really, my dick takes your schlong. now thats a little, thats -- >> darren: thats making a statement of some sort. >> anthony: yeah it is, it is. >> darren: all right, im going to go for the sad one. and youre going for sort of -- >> anthony: sort of a rainbow. rainbow dick. i want to see this appearing on the budget by the way. >> darren: exa...

Everywhere here. >> anthony: oh, jeez. its a cock-alanche. >> darren: you could make a chess set out of them, though. >> anthony: really, my dick takes your schlong. now thats a little, thats -- >> darren: thats making a statement of some sort. >> anthony: yeah it is, it is. >> darren: all right, im going to go for the sad one. and youre going for sort of -- >> anthony: sort of a rainbow. rainbow dick. i want to see this appearing on the budget by the way. >> darren: exactly, how do you write th...

>> anthony: yes, yes i have. you asked for it. >> darren: you chew up the green? >> anthony: ah jeez, just stepped into a fresh loaf of shit. right here, yeah thats good. >> darren: oh, jeez. thats a serious distance. >> anthony: the rules are simple. shoot your arrow the length of one and a half football fields, high in the air, in this case, across the east-west highway, all the way, hopefully, into a small target. >> anthony: good luck with that. you need a .50 caliber to hit that target. >> ...