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Breaking just moments ago, the great china suckup continues. Yeah, so the surveillance balloons, hacking of our government emails, the building of a Listening Post in cuba. The Washington Post reporting that joe biden is making plans for a november meeting with chinese president xi. Now, remember, the administration has sent 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, of its top officials to kiss the ring. China brushes is off every time. The two leaders havent met in nearly a year. Thats going to happen now next month. Get...

Existentially exhausted. i am so tired of statements. im so tired of hashtags and thoughts and prayers. im so tired of archaic senate procedure being used as an excuse to do nothing while people in our communities are dying. i have turned my entire life upside down to fight for a world that my best friends would be proud of and all im asking is for the people that we have elected, the people we pay to get things done in washington, d.c. to actually do something. most of america agrees that our s...

>> tucker: even the great cities of the past were filthy. the streets covered with all manner of waste. clinicalliness personal and public one of the chief markers of modern civilization. the left doesnt like to you say that out loud but its absolutely true where the left reigns supreme. san francisco unwilling to keep their sizzles going. chief news correspondent trace gallagher joins us with the latest proof of that. >> tucker, even by san franciscos almost nonexistent standards this one struc...

Is a musical >> tucker: even the great cities of the past were filthy. the streets covered with all manner of waste. clinicalliness personal and public one of the chief markers of modern civilization. the left doesnt like to you say that out loud but its absolutely true where the left reigns supreme. san francisco unwilling to keep their sizzles going. chief news correspondent trace gallagher joins us with the latest proof of that. >> tucker, even by san franciscos almost nonexistent standards t...

Back here two years later, you have to have security, as the secretary would tell you. >> i think thats what shes saying. >> i think shes saying something different. >> doug heye, to you, the fact kevin mccarthy had to jump in there and say, no, no, mr. president, thats not what we mean, and hes like, yeah, it is, and hes, no, its not, mr. president, what we mean. i dont know if "concerning" s encapsulate enough for what that is for republicans. >> usually when we think of cleanup on aisle 3, we...

There is a chance that cardinal dolan has just forgotten how babies are made or, more accurately, how babies are not made. because while 7-eleven has a lot of what you need on any given day, beer, slurpees, taquitos, do yourself the favor of not walking into your local 7-eleven and asking them to fit with you an iud. and if you do know somebody who says they do get their birth control pills from 7-eleven, that probably explains why they have super fresh breath but also elevendy-hundred children....

Is that true or is that false? [ buzzer ] there is a chance that cardinal dolan has just forgotten how babies are made or, more accurately, how babies are not made. because while 7-eleven has a lot of what you need on any given day, beer, slurpees, taquitos, do yourself the favor of not walking into your local 7-eleven and asking them to fit with you an iud. and if you do know somebody who says they do get their birth control pills from 7-eleven, that probably explains why they have super fresh ...

Negative and the tea party is a big part of that. you have to fight your own perception before you can stand forward and offer yourself up as an alternative. >> now is the best time to do that. >> to that point fighting and public when you are married you dont fight in aisle 3 in wal-mart. thats what republicans have to do hide their fighting and remember the enemy is out there. >> public fighting is the worst. >> i love watching it. >> i hate it. horrible, horrible. i dont like it. >> theres no...

Say, we are credible. we warned you about this. if we win, we will fix this. they have to reach higher than just these small-ball fights over defunding and delaying. theyve got to coalesce around credibility and something bigger. >> bob? >> the problem with it, first of all, fdr probably would be accused of being more of a r radical socialist movement than obama. the other thing, youve got to remember the republican party is perceived overwhelmingly negative and the tea partys a big part of that...

Military and cutting tuition assistance but the feds are hiring by the thousands? what about the sequester thing. what we uncovered is coming up next. showing you teenagers smashes gallons of milk on purpose and jumping on the ground pretending they are hurried. stupid prank or should the kids be prosecuted? we have a legal update from aisle 3 ♪ come on and work it on out ♪ ♪ come on and work it on out [ male announcer ] its red lobsters lobsterfest