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Tub of orange sherbet. >> he looks like an angry oom-pah loompa. i assume he bribes his constituents with promises of chocolate and gobstoppers, whatever the hell that means. >> when i say mitt romney do you think funny? maybe not usually, but it was pretty good on "the tonight show" last night. >> jimmys probably going to ask me why i decided not to run for president. what should i say? >> just tell him you enjoy the freedom, you get to sit back golf all the time go on vacation whenever you wan...

Penalty i always said i want an egg mcmuffin and a double cheeseburger. >> go kill somebody. >> im thinking about it. >> mitt romney got some laughs after last night. >> just say you get to sit back play golf go on vacation any time you want. >> aka be president. >> good one, mate. you know me. i love to laugh. ha ha ha. >> if this side of mitt romney were out there on the campaign trail i feel like they really did a disservice not letting people see this. >> im going to explode.