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Probably not. talking about starting off on the wrong foot, mark sanford, remember him? never got the memo that the house was voting last night, nor did he get the memo about the dress code. the newly elected south carolina congressman showed up in a sweat-soaked t-shirt, gym shorts and sneakers. while protocol requires that congressmen wear appropriate business attire, he did the next best thing. he borrowed a blazer from an aide. i think he was out hiking on the appalachian trail. presiden...

That was john oliver, of course, reflecting on anthony weiners alias last night. while carlos danger is a great fodder, some are capitalizing on the screen name. here is the inevitable. carlos danger branded merchandise, the perfect gift for the scoundrel in your life. even spirit airlines is in on the game. they sent out a promotion playing off the carlos danger phenomenon, complete with a hot dog mascot. weiner might have to take that deal himself to escape all this bad publicity. anyway, next...

That, if that were true, i might run here in india for office. i might be qualified. qualified, maybe. eligible? probably not. talking about starting off on the wrong foot, mark sanford, remember him? never got the memo that the house was voting last night, nor did he get the memo about the dress code. the newly elected south carolina congressman showed up in a sweat-soaked t-shirt, gym shorts and sneakers. while protocol requires that congressmen wear appropriate business attire, he did the n...