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Candidate is Donald Jennifer trump who launched his campaign at a rally in orlando. He was up bright and early today hyping and typing at 7 30 a. M. And wrote look whats going on in orlando, florida right now. People have never seen anything like it, unless you play a guitar, gonna be wild. See you later. This is what happens when you brush your teeth with mountain dew. Trump really wanted a big crowd for this. He was pushin it like a coworker with an improv show. Yesterday he wrote, big rally t...

Hyping and typing at 7 30 a. M. And wrote look whats going on in orlando, florida right now. People have never seen anything like it, unless you play a guitar, gonna be wild. See you later. This is what happens when you brush your teeth with mountain dew. Trump really wanted a big crowd for this. He was pushin it like a coworker with an improv show. Yesterday he wrote, big rally tomorrow night in orlando. Looks to be setting records. Records. Were building large movie screens to care of people. ...

It's a long commercial for a legacy corporate brand and a pretty-in-pink f*ck you to the patriarchy. It is 'Barbie.' Hear it roar.