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Rants from the Relic - Prove It

June 2, 2023

Caution: You might be exposed to a puff or two of sarcasm in the paragraphs that follow.

Source: elyecho.com

April 27, 2023

Joe Biden has announced that he will conduct his second term as President in a spaceship travelling at the speed of light.

Source: newsbiscuit.com

March 10, 2022

WINNER WINNER CAN’T SANCTION THIS DINNER

Source: sbnation.com