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Goodnight everybody. Thats the volkswagen . You like i really do think thats the cross sport. She is a ginormous fan. I mean, she watches it every i do think, seth, that you wow. Day. Seatbelts she knows all the contestants should film your postcovid first and last names and their haircut. Stories, you know what i mean . Seth yeah, i will. Well put that out for the its like her first, real dive world. Into something thats hers, you i want to see it. Please just tell me where were going. Just som...

Reporter people collected spare tires and tin cans winning the war was the main purpose. Everyone did their bit every man, woman, and child. Reporter a blue star in your window meant a Family Member was concerts how covid19 is changing the way that were all being entertained now. Well have that for you after accuse the president of holding your local news and weather. Up funding so fewer people can i got new jeans, and some new fleece vote by mail. Just ahead, where that battle heads next. Sued....

The host unveils a sweeping management overhaul of her show after allegations of workplace misconduct. We hear from a former producer about what it was like to work there. Shell fix it. But first, heres todays eye opener. Its your world in 90 seconds. On this administration, authoritarianism has taken root in our country. The Democratic National Convention Kicks off virtually. Whenever we look to this white house for some leadership or consolation or any semblance of steadiness, what we get inst...

Slowing in many parts of the country. This as a quarter of a million bikers ride into south dakota for their annual pilgrimage. On saturday, President Trump took executive action, bypassing a stalled congress with measures he says will provide Economic Relief for those hit hardest by the coronavirus crisis. Does he have the authority to do that . We will get a live report and get into it with chuck todd. Our sunday focus on coronavirus and the classroom. Families prepare for an uncertain school ...

Everything. But then i blew on it and we had to throw it away. Yall could have let me eat the damn cake myself. This is the worst summer in recorded history and continues to roll on. I remember the old days when having a bad summer just meant you sat in poison ivy. In 2020, itchy ass is your best case scenario. Remember that movie, i know what you did last summer . They should make one about this summer. Only this time, the killer is the one not wearing a mask. And he doesnt use a hook, he kills...

Only this time, the killer is the one not wearing a mask. And he doesnt use a hook, he kills people by sneezing at costco. I really dont get why people still wont wear masks. I guess not everyone takes the threat seriously. But heres what you need to know about the coronavirus. Its tiny and its everywhere. Its the kevin hart of diseases. For the past few months, ive actually been working on a big Primetime Television special about the pandemic. Its finally premiering this weekend, and im excited...

Im a little less happy about guestparenting jimmys badass ki wlees ay hey, billy i told you, stove, boy when you burn yourself, just put some tussin on it. Anyway, dont worry, loyal jimmy kimmel viewers. Tonight you are in good hands. Good chapped overly sanitized hands. Id like to also say hello to my virtual sidekick. Are you there, guillermo . Hi, how are you . Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. Ha, ha...

Hi, how are you . Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. Ha, ha, ha. That we both know. Im here for free, and you get what you paid for. Now, i hope you all had a nice holiday weekend. Although this was probably the worst fourth of july ever. This year instead of fireworks we all watched our summer plans explode. Here in los angeles, mayor garcetti actually canceled all firework displays in the interest of co...

The low 70s. Our coolest one of what will be increasingly warm forecast talking more about that still to come. Weve interviewed is qualified and ive narrowed down youll find out shortly. Shortly could be any moment the decision coming from joe biden about who his running mate will be for Vice President all signs pointing to a woman of color. Jeff zeleny gives us the latest. 2 of the final contenders to be joe bidens running mate just happened to be alongside him at the last rally of the primary....

Different every from timber on pretty gray right now starting to get some brightness right on top of the bay, although patches of fog do remain, especially in the east bay hills temperatures currently in the 50s and 60s with double in livermore san jose and alameda all at 61. Well with napa and nevado sharing the same number San Francisco and berkeley in the meantime still in the upper 50s now later today do expect our coolest one of the forecast San Francisco in the upper 60s today while oaklan...