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Backyard swimming pools in a australia is a different ball game. something got in there a kangaroo and it was tough to get him out. they had to tranquilize him. he was drowning basically and he -- they rescued him and the kangaroo, got in that pool there and now hes doing fine. they tranquilized him and hes good. good to go. polka time. ♪ ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ tapes that roll in way too slow ♪ ♪ stuff you saw o...

Australia is a different ball game. something got in there a kangaroo and it was tough to get him out. they had to tranquilize him. he was drowning basically and he is now good to go. they tranquilized him and hes good. polka time. ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ tapes that roll in way too slow ♪ ♪ stuff you saw on koppels show ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ its late at night youre wide awake and youre not wearing ...

Favorite stories of the day. in france, if we dont already love their wine and cheese and how great they are over there. >> love it all. >> now theyve instituted something where certain unions have fought for this. your employer cannot send you e-mails between 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 a.m. no e-mails. >> move to france. >> i thought about it. >> lets go to france but in the meantime, heres your polka. ♪ pundits talking politics, leah and her movie picks. thats the world news polka ♪ ♪ ♪ busine...

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>> dont touch. >> impactly. dont eat it, just look. >> thats all the junk food. but we are talking about the healthiest countries. what you got there? >> health food. >> of course. the healthiest countries in the world, they rank them. u.s. made number 21. >> im not surprised by that. >> the healthiest country in the world is the netherlands. totally proving, u.s. not ranking high. time for polka. ♪ ♪ politics and foreign war all-the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ thats the "world news now" ...

>> thats all the junk food. but we are talking about the healthiest countries. what you got there? >> junk food. >> of course. the healthiest countries in the world, they rank them. the u.s. only made number 21. >> somehow im not surprised by this. >> the healthiest country in the world is the netherlands. totally proving, u.s. not ranking high. >> polka time. >> time for polka! ♪ ♪ politics and foreign war all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ tapes back roll...

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>> i get very close. you know, here is the other thing about it. "duck dynasty" has gotten lots and lots of publicity. did you really need one more magazine? >> no. >> thats the thing, they stand alone. he may be second to that anchor guy, whatever that is. but theyve been everywhere. it seems to be you ought to be a ill came. because the more of these things you do, the bigger the chances are -- >> the hardest thing to do at this level, the hardest thing for the public relations people to do is...