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We have four new ones to tell you about. most hula hoops spun simultaneously, 264 hula hoops in tokyo, japan, fastest four-meter running on all fours. most hand springs and longest basketball shot in phoenix. >> wow. look at that. >> there you have it. polka time. ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ tapes that roll in way too slow ♪ ♪ stuff you saw on koppels show ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ its late at night youre wide awake and youre not wearing pants ♪ ♪ grab your world news...

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World news polka ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ this ipad was expensive for it costs a lot of cash ♪ ♪ you would think for all of this money it would come with a flash ♪ ♪ im not angry im not mad the internet is just a fad ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka something i said? ♪ we buy the latest gizmos because we are geeky, techie snobs ♪ ♪ the economy is still shaky while at apple they have jobs ♪ ♪ every anchor guy and gal do the world ne...

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Why doesnt she? >> i dont know. >> so great stuff. >> not good. >> oh, man. heres video. must see video of the halloween season. it is from tastefully offensive. this house does it every year. they set their light show to music. here it is. this year it is awol nation "sale." take a listen. ♪ ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ tapes that roll in way too slow ♪ ♪ stuff you saw on koppels show ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka...

>> the lady on the inside is lucky that door closed as quickly as it did. she was coming back for more. >> kind of good. >> really was. really quickly we want to show you one of these really cute pictures. this is a dad who started a blog about kids who throw tantrums. that one at the bottom said he didnt want to share his leg hole. absolutely hilarious. mix time. ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ tapes that roll in way too slow...

Weve got 30 seconds to tell you the next one. i dont need that much time. a cat doing a cool trick. hes on a set of stairs. he decide i dont want to go the conventional way. i will do my own thing. watch me do my own thing. here he goes. thank gosh for the carpeted stairs. otherwise wouldnt be able to do that. then goes back conventional way. why not? boom. >> cool cat. >> different breed of cat. >> time for the polka. >> yes. ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ ...

Brought the weed across, scuba dive. in the pvc pipe here. he had eight pounds of it. apparently 1:00 a.m. in the morning, border patrol looks at the surveillance camera, see the guy swimming across the st. clair river. hes towing this pvc pipe pick him up. lo and behold. 8 pounds of dope in the pipe. dope coming from canada. usually its the south up instead of north down. >> true. very good point. equal opportunity there. ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ that...

Dive. in the pvc pipe here. he had eight pounds of it. apparently 1:00 a.m. in the morning, border patrol looks at the surveillance camera, see the guy swimming across the st. clair river. hes towing this pvc pipe pick him up. lo and behold. 8 pounds of dope in the pipe. dope coming from canada. interesting, novel way. usually its the south up instead of north down. >> true. very good point. equal opportunity there. ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ thats the "...