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But what if we didnt have fears? what if there was a cure for your scardinessitis. well there is. scientists at the university of hiroshima, go cornhuskers, have a fear center in the brain and injected a common, local anesthetic and they did it by experimenting on goldfish. not the crackers, but the real ones. natures little bed wetters. they shocked them when it was turned on and then they gave them a dose of the lie dough cane and then tested them. with the lidocane they showed no signs of fea...

>> we should have played the music though. some shows would do it. >> tara, whats going on? >> stalking celebrities when they are here for their pet causes. thats what we do. we follow around politic oz as well. good time. >> you are never camping out in front of my place. i find that insulting. >> she said celebrities. >> i am a celebrity on my block. >> at a family gathering maybe. andrew, you have a new york daily news column coming out today? >> i do in one hour and i am taking a break from ...

Pocket cash for orphans. we are not like that. we the people are. when you get something for nothing, replacing self-reliance with where is my free cheese, they will want more and nothing less. and just like water, they will find a way into your life until you realize all you are paying for is yourself. if you disagree you are a racist homophobe who hasnt bought andrew ks new cd. i always forget that thing. andrea, you are a greek. >> yeah. >> thats all i have to say. are we creating a culture...

>> but i bet he wont. the robot cost $37 million, and most was the movie "blue motion." >> yes, i had to test it out. >> greg-alogue, people suck is what i took from that. greg you said, quote, i want to remind you of medicare and medicaid fraud and nonprofit schemes and other things that are able to operate because the government assumes people are good. i dont agree. i think the government assumes people are bad, and thats why we need so many rules and regulations. they are good. we are bad. t...

Twins until you walked a mile in their orthopedic shoes. we dont know the whole story. >> we do. tara, andrew says he doesnt think greg is bad and you disagreed which is per accept tiff for the first time at the table. >> i can see it in his eyes. >> thats why i wear the glasses. >> and you said the real story with the lotto sisters is a lack of family values. you may be right. one sister sued her brother over $2,000 he barrowed for gambling expenses and they havent talked in years. >> never loa...

The tattoo off them. gross. anyway, i have a fetish. >> want to see it? >> it is disturbingly titled pony carpooler. parents are strongly urged to have their kids leave the room. >> i think about how they got the horse in that car and i think about that -- >> i dont like looking at you thinking about it. >> sometimes the brain empties and i am thinking about it and clicking over and over and over again. >> never shut your door, do you? >> you know why. andrew, it is just the odor. andrew, dont f...

Cool because of the castle. the castle is tiny, people. >> it is not that cool. >> andrew, you dont see the point of this. even if you lose the fear of jumping off a building, you know it is bad for you. this is more about helping people with phobias, people with unbelieve reasonable fear. >> okay. you have a fear of being let down. >> i just got real let down, but thats all right. >> im sorry, man. andrea, thank you for admitting you are a fear mongerer. andrew, you said you think for young kid...

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