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Business but the mayor says she was to get the city back up and running especially now with more than a billion deficit projected for the next fiscal year. Open for business. Its the news that many San Francisco retailers have been waiting months to finally here. Starting monday retailers directly connected to streets can begin offering Curbside Service to customers were talking about many of those Small Businesses in various neighborhoods where you see many of those shops that are closed. They ...

Expected to reopen monday for Curbside Pickup and delivery thanks for joining us tonight at 9 oclock everybody im grant lotus and im Vicki Liviakis both counties are easing restrictions after seeing no spikes in cases and a flattening of hospitalizations good News Conference Taylor Bisacky spoke to a san mateo board supervisor in the San Francisco Business Owner about the changes. We have to balance 2 things one stadium lights. And the second thing that we have to balance which is critical as we...

Mateo board supervisor and San Francisco Business Owner about the changes. For many of the businesses in San Mateo County that were forced to shut down and lay off employees supervisor david campos says theyre taking a small step in the right direction, its time to loosen it up. A little hopefully what this does. It gives the small Business Owners. A glimmer of hope. Theyre not fully closed and now how the ability topper on wednesday both san mateo and San Francisco counties announced that they ...

Literally standing on the freeway but i am safe because they have shut this freeway down this is southbound 85 just south of coddle road you can see for chp cars at the scene there this scene actually is on the left side you might be able to see it its right next to the Center Divider we do know it was so horrific that 2 people actually were rejected from the car 2 others were trapped inside in fact let me show you video of the scene this took place at 10 oclock last night we do know that drugs ...

Cover story. Reporter just think, on wednesday, the election will be over, i will keep you in suspense. Or will it . At each others throat and i dont see this getting healed very quickly. Reporter it has been ugly. It has been divisive. Nasty women vote. But that is nothing new. You cant vote for Thomas Jefferson because she dead. Trump vli context ahead this sunday morning. Theres a question on tuesdays abouballot that is all the buzzn several states, including our most populous, Barry Petersen...

Cover story. Reporter just think, on wednesday, the election will be over, i will keep you in suspense. Or will it . At each others throat and i dont see this getting healed very quickly. Reporter it has been ugly. It has been divisive. Nasty women vote. But that is nothing new. You cant vote for Thomas Jefferson because she dead. Trump v context ahead this sunday morning. Theres a question on tuesdays abouballot that is all the buzzn several states, including our most populous, Barry Petersen w...

Cover story. Reporter just think, on wednesday, the election will be over, i will keep you in suspense. Or will it . At each others throat and i dont see this getting healed very quickly. Reporter it has been ugly. It has been divisive. Nasty women vote. But that is nothing new. You cant vote for Thomas Jefferson because she dead. Trump v context ahead this sunday morning. Theres a question on tuesdays abouballot that is all the buzzn several states, including our most populous, Barry Petersen w...

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The john d. And catherine t. Macarthur foundation, committed to building a more just, verdant and peaceful world. More information at macfound. Org. Park foundation, dedicated to heightening Public Awareness of critical issues. The kohlberg foundation. Barbara g. Fleischman. And by our sole corporate sponsor, mutual of america, designing customized individual and Group Retirement products. Thats why were your retirement company. Welcome. This just in from the prophetic Andy Borowitz, with midter...

Catherine t. Macarthur foundation, committed to building a more just, verdant and peaceful world. More information at macfound. Org. Park foundation, dedicated to heightening Public Awareness of critical issues. The kohlberg foundation. Barbara g. Fleischman. And by our sole corporate sponsor, mutual of america, designing customized individual and Group Retirement products. Thats why were your retirement company. Welcome. This just in from the prophetic Andy Borowitz, with midterm elections a fe...