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[ theme music ] jennifer im jennifer granholm. Tonight in the war room, the far rights response to any proposal put forward by the president has become so predictable, so set in stone that any description of it is merely a matter of filling in the blanks. The American People overwhelm overwhelmingly support gun safety reform. Congression analyst republicans will do everything they can to stop gun safety reform. Theyll do this in part because theyre beholdened to special interest groups. In this ...

Isis says it shot down over syria. One of the groups that monitors postingic es like this, they say that their analysis indicates that the type of plane isis shot down and that youre seeing the wreckage of here is one of these. Its a variant on a russianorigin mig fighter jet. Russia has been the main arms supplier to syria for decades. It would make sense at one level that if it was a Syrian Military jet, it would be a russianorigin aircraft like this. That said, the footage that isis posted on...

Terrorists analyst groups say about it. But what they say theyre showing here is the remains o of a Syrian Military jet, which isis says it shot down over syria. One of the groups that monitors postingic es like this, they say that their analysis indicates that the type of plane isis shot down and that youre seeing the wreckage of here is one of these. Its a variant on a russianorigin mig fighter jet. Russia has been the main arms supplier to syria for decades. It would make sense at one level t...

For sure is what this militarized group says they are showing in these images and what some terrorists analyst groups say about it. But what they say theyre showing here is the remains o of a Syrian Military jet, which isis says it shot down over syria. One of the groups that monitors people like this, they say that their analysis indicates that the type of plane isis shot down and that youre seeing the wreckage of here is one of these. Its a variant on a russianorigin mig fighter jet. Russia ha...

Humorist Andy Borowitz. He says the president defies satire. First, depending on what channel you were watching this week, its like you were hearing about a different hearing. Now, President Trump is telling a simple story over and over again. Hes saying james comey is a leaker, but comey has vindicated him. So at the end of the week, a defiant president briefly faced the press. Should i take one of the Killer Networks that treat me so badly as fake news . Should i do that . He did. He took ques...

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