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Use one of these funny Thanksgiving quotes from movies, comedians and TV to give everyone a laugh on Turkey Day this year. Find short quotes on food and family.

'Tis that Sunday when the sun has moved some direction in the middle of the night and we will all go to bed around 4:30 when the sun chariot leaves the sky early. However, Today is the birthday of a person we should all know but hardly anyone does. A fellow named John Peter Zenger.…

Fans of Will Smith will want to know where to watch The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Here's how to stream season 1 of the show online.

US culture is like a zombie apocalypse. Andy Borowitz nails it: Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) – Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports. The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota,…

From September 17th to November 16th, Chicago Humanities will host its annual Fall Festival, a dynamic lineup of over fifty events, presented across the city, from Evanston to the Loop to Hyde Park.

On Wednesday's show: We discuss the latest developments in politics in our weekly roundup. And satirist Andy Borowitz talks about how American politicians have seemingly gotten dumber over the last half century, the subject of his book, "Profiles in Ignorance."

The writer and satirist discusses his book, "Profiles in Ignorance," ahead of an appearance in Houston Sept. 21.

CHICAGO — The fall lineup for the 2023 Chicago Humanities Festival is here, but before you poke around its ambitious sprawl of 50-something events, spread over two months (Sept. 17 to Nov. 15), before you eye-pop at Millie Bobby Brown (Sept. 17) or plan autumn weekends around the relentless ignorance of our politicians (Andy Borowitz, Oct. 18) and the history of sketch comedy (Keegan-Michael ...

Jay Caspian Kang reviews Laura Meckler’s “Dream Town,” about a town’s partially successful attempt at racial integration during the mid-to-late twentieth century.

The New Yorker Festival has announced the initial lineup for this year's festival, featuring Paramore, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Michelle Zauner of Japanese Breakfast, and comedian Ziwe. The 2023 New Yorker Festival is scheduled to take place from October 6th to 8th across New York City. The wide-ranging