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>> >> greg: you can watch us saturday at midnight, eastern time, 9:00 p.m. pacific time. this is awesome. jim norton, ann coulter and oderus urunningus in the studio. hey, time to go back to andy leavy for the post game wrapup. >> drink -- drunk on robot cokes. >> please explain this -- >> glen beck returns in a moment. but first, chris mathews. >> you know what? it was a blooper, but someone i know made a worse one. [laughter] >> yes. no. in my defense, i had a blinding migraine and i didnt kno...

Opera binoculars on and that was not what i thought it was going to be. >> greg: you were escorted out, werent you? >> i was. >> greg: it wasnt a real escort. >> either way, direquest it. >> greg: you are going to the hampton this is weekend. >> good times. >> all right. >> greg: do you have a comment on the show? email us. we have a direct voicemail line. still to come, the half-time report from the troubled andy leavy. >> the half-time report is sponsored by awesometown, fun things for a low p...

>> andy is not ashamed of his cats, he likes to keep his private life private and his public life separate from those he loves dearly. this is andys last birthday party. cake of tender vittles and giant scratching post for the neighbors and catnip cupcakes. >> i love the western beef. >> absolutely. >> not a cat chap. >> i keep saying that. >> you dont need to. you can move on. >> greg: all right. post game wrapup from andy leavy. my interview with the punk -- [mumbling]

that giving money to seth was a bad idea and i told you never to open that club up with bruce. >> >> greg: i am tired of hearing your voice. >> well talk later. jerk. >> ginger snap with the news on tap, patti ann browne. sheso hotted, smokey the bear sits outside of her home. >> hes a writer, john devore, hes so sharp, the sharper image is now called the door-er image. that was terrible. >> thats amazing. its my drug mule, bill schulz. and next to me, the delightful and wonderful co...

Ankers. >> thank you very much. >> good job. >> straight ahead, we are closing things out with the postgame wrapup report. half-time didnt go well. see how andy i i thinks the game went.

>> juliette, you said you look at other guys, but you dont leer in front of them in front of your boyfriend, husband or husbands. 2,000 1/2 timeless you are comparing apples to oranges, babe. >> andy, ive had it. im done. >> you are over. >> why are you picking on me? >> i guess im going home tonight. >> why do you say that? >> jill, you said when an attractive girl walks by, you are checking out her outfit or shoes, whatever, same for bill. >> i am surprised you didnt jump on that before. >> al...

join me tomorrow. from new york, good night america! captioned by closed captioning services, inc. >> all right. this is the show. we fought so we could have exhibits like this in our schools. i think these are -- they use toy gun, but they this toy administrators at the school. stupid. >> is it true that somehow these kids were happy that mr. kent was shot i. i think they would have been happy if it had been mr. smith. or but i think the up side is that they all got out of math...

well see you there. im excited. from los angeles. good night, america. welcome to "red eye". its like when harry meant sally, of you mean painkillers, andy, what is coming up? >> a new poll shows a third of the americans view social ism positively. students are warned to be on the lookout for deadheads. and finally, are cat openers smarter than dog owners and some say yes. some say duh! >> somebody feels better. go away. >> well, theyre fun, flirty, festive. enough about thai lady bo...

Bill, have you no belongings to speak of. how you can tighten a belt when you dont own a belt? >> wow. >> bill, have you survived on loose change because you are poor and you smell. does that mean you near favor of the penny or you are against it. >> bill as an environmentalist, you shouldnt be flying at all because have you no friends and family. >> wow, wow! [laughter] >> i love you, bill. i want you to know, right now -- >> all right, man. finally, a word from the robots. >> greg, i would lik...

Anybody join kitty stwit twitter? andy has an online dating service for cats, called paws and click. andy has create aid towel made of cat hair that cleans up even the toughest messes. andy, how many sham meows have you sold? will it absorb all the blood in your basement. >> there are not enough tarps in the world to absorb the blood in your basement. >> would you say this is all good work done by the klan. >> you dont own a bed i. bill, you cant write your own name. bill and chelsea, nur nickna...