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The first half? >> first of all, i dont think any of you has been a woman astronaut. so you shouldnt be judging her and calling her an astro-slut isnt helping. she was going for a space. its juvenile. have you to stop doing that. >> greg: we were bad. >> that was painful. >> greg: all right. >> all right. its such a pleasure to watch andys hair color change, ever so suddenly. his morphing from bob to any lennox. and bills spib with hepatitis c., d., and his own creation, f. me pnever growing, al...

Thank you, david gregorys hair. >> youre welcome. i need a place to stay tonight. >> to the shelter, you. the report, as always, sponsored by david gregorys hair, which tutors underprivileged kids and volunteers at local homeless shelters. giving back is what its all about for david gregorys hair. thank you. >> youre welcome, greg. will you join me in the hot tub? >> the report is sponse pored, as always by david gregorys hair. the amazing thickness is from a defining paste with a flawless, no-s...

Clearly drunk back in the day. he was -- [slurring] >> unreal. >> do you have a comment on the show? email us at "red eye." and my direct line: 212-462-5050. >> still to come, the half-time report from tvs sober andy leavy. >> the half-time is sponsored by landscaper. ♪ who knew the store would go and check my credit score ♪ ♪ now all they let me have is this dinosaur ♪ ♪ hello hello hello can anybody hear me? ♪ ♪ i know i know i know i shoulda gone to ♪ ♪ free credit report do...

Lets find out if we got anything wrong so far. andy, you have the barack obama scratching post you got for your apartment? >> i would never disrespect the office of the presidency. i do have a hillary clinton chew toy, though -- for me. of course. happy anniversary, guys. >> thanks, man. >> we have come a long way since the bose morning show in montana. those were cold mornings. >> oh, my god. we take turns bringing the coffee. >> right, right. >> by the way, looking at the clips from the i reca...

Pancakes with batter made of blood. a writer in california said i know you got andy to answer three cat questions... >> he has broken his resolution not to answer questions about cats. andy, what do you say to that? andy, what is that book? i cant -- i cant see the front of that book? what is it? "why are there no cats in the bible? " this is from david schulz... >> greg: bill, could this be the

Awesomely awesome fans for supporting us. if you didnt support us, you are worse than media matters. >> i gotta go to bill. bill, you took note of that personally, right? >> no, no, not at all. water off a ducks back. >> greg: i guess my point is, you are a giant bag of pus -- [laughter] >> greg: bill, vireason to believe you killed your family -- neither here nor there. i was trying to get to you take it personally. that was the whole point. ah! >> i guess i will go back to my comeback. wow! wo...

faces in hollywood. craig t >> welcome to "red eye." everybody loves raymond. if you moon roofies. we go to andy for the pre-game report. whats coming up? >> coming up on the big anniversary show, washington, d.c.s union station obama store closes its doors. can impeachment be far behind? whats americas drunkest city? and lindsay lohan says shes a hoarder. does that word have one too many syllables? >> impeachment? >> the rhymes are fully dressed and yours are buck naked. your speech i...

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Shes so hot that birds fly to her in the wintertime. shes dagan mcdowell. tharpgs for coming. she confirms it did hurt when she did fall from heaven. but feels better knowing that earth now has an angel. thats a psychotic laugh when nothing is funny. when you laugh and theres no joke, thats a sign of psychosis. and he would like to take this opportunity to reremind you that if you tweet him about his cats, he will block you. hard to believe his follower account has stopped going up. its tvs andy...

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