someone. i would want someone like good afternoon. these are people you have to work with every day. you want a little funny and witty. who wants someone come in on an interview and be boring? qualifications are 10% of the job. you have to hang out with these people. exactly. all day. and 90% of a job is just pushing paper and filling out forms. are you cool to hang out with? right. it s all about likability. overeducated millennials come in and never interned before and incredible resumes that s nice. i have to hang out with you all day if you are boring. a guy who took his teeth out might have pushed it a little far. talking about dental benefits at the time. andy? will you stop bringing your cats interview or will that will help. bringing your cats is not on that list. that s true. dressing up as the
and singh it is a little. nuclear weapons, had evidence, done all of these aerial photographs where you see uranium. it turns out it was his foreskin. time the administration admits they were wrong. i thought you were going to say something brilliant like we can t find their nuclear enrichment facilities but we can we did we found it s about this big. if you laugh he will continue. i can t help it. andy, run laps and new york city is gone. should we or you be jealous of him. he doesn t have a care in the world. kind of a couple of things. i tweeted producer of the bachelor and i asked to please put this guy on the
incredibly pretty and some are ugly. maybe men are better at directing movies. sorry. maybe women are better at breast feeding, that s why they win all the breast feeding awards. they are better nurturers. there are breast feeding awards. i m am the sole proprietor of that competition and i sample thousands and not one man has ever won. women don t even know they are nominated. show the officer my credentials. i don t know what s going on. andy, you are hosting this year s meows. are the cats separated by gender? really? really? really? yeah, in a perfect world. this might not be a bad idea. real world what you end up with is out of the 10 best nominees for actor, you get nine dudes and merrill street and supporting category nine dudes and
was my point. dan aykroyd on snl. did very heavy drugs. on sunshine. i want you to relax. everly brothers. yeah. andy, how many times have you been on trip sitters? i actually checked out this trip sit today and you are absolutely right, gavin, people saying hey, i m having a really bad trip right now and people saying it will last four to six hours. you will be okay. stay here. a lot of people taken a trip called 25 is known as m bomb. a designer psychodelic drug. literally like five in a row just took m bomb. just took 25 i. oh, this is a good place. curious. great place to go. for law and order plot. what music should i be listening to? people help them out. scrilex. culture correct m bomb go
like trying to get out early. giant bears revelation. same list every year forever. i would like to commend you on the fact that you stopped yourself from swearing. i did. which doesn t mean i won t. i m just saving them. you gave me amber. you can only say the word six times. so you have decided not to say it so you can say it later. yeah, yeah. exactly. all right. andy, to mitigate risk, do you plan to leave your apartment even less this year? unless i can start skyping into the show, gregg, that s not really going to be possible. i actually went back and looked at the years they have done this report. climate change, economic and social inequality. but, apparently there was supposed to be a bunch of pandemics last year pandemics high 2013 that never happened. i m sure they got it right this year. exactly. i was going to say threats in my opinion are perceptions that america is weak that allows tyrants to