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I dont want sheldon from "big bang theory" at home. i want men, alpha, yes, in my house. >> what youre talking about is an an andy leevy. >> andy, really? >> you have no idea. >> and you never will. >> his chest hair has chest hair. >> andy, what do you make of this? do you agree with these two fine ladies? >> no. youre looking for somebody in the same tribe as you. if doing well on i.q. tests are important to you, you seek out people who feel the same way. it doesnt mean theyre that smart. >> i...

None of these stories are on "red eye." >> entertainment reporter jill dobson. she is no longer chubby. >> i am no longer chubby. >> she had a child, a baby. she smells as sweet as a rose but will make you bleed if you try to touch her. oh, nice wave. he killed a man in reno to watch him die. the biggest regret is i gave him an alibi. tvs andy leevy. his lips get more laughs than he does, paul mccurio. performing improv west bal palm beach, florida. prepare as always to leave disappointed. >> an...

Louisville in the finals you. have michigan. you have kentucky. these are two very important states. if he is going to be able to get the 22nd amendment repealed. in time for him to run for a third term in 2016. and once he, if he does that. once he is reejected. sorry, re-elected. there will be nothing to stop him from abolishing future re-elections achieving his dream of becoming king barack the first. so we got to get on this now. if the rhinos in the house and the senate have the [ bleep ] t...

This or did they just clam up out of fear? >> i dont cater to them. >> you do serve them food. >> i was going to say you work at sabarro. you eat a lot of pizza. >> not a lot i could do about it. >> i would like to call this video a defendants exhibit a. >> future legal team who undoubtedly use it to secure a not guilty verdict some day when these girls drown their own kids in the bathtub. >> yeah, its -- is this what happens when you put kids on tv they dont grow up. obscurity beats hands down ...

Someone. i would want someone like good afternoon. these are people you have to work with every day. you want a little funny and witty. who wants someone come in on an interview and be boring? >> qualifications are 10% of the job. you have to hang out with these people. >> exactly. >> all day. and 90% of a job is just pushing paper and filling out forms. >> are you cool to hang out with? >> right. its all about likability. >> overeducated millennials come in and never interned before and incredi...

Was my point. >> dan aykroyd on snl. >> did very heavy drugs. >> on sunshine. >> i want you to relax. everly brothers. >> yeah. >> andy, how many times have you been on trip sitters? >> i actually checked out this trip sit today and you are absolutely right, gavin, people saying hey, im having a really bad trip right now and people saying it will last four to six hours. you will be okay. stay here. a lot of people taken a trip called 25 is known as m bomb. a designer psychodelic drug. literally ...

Like trying to get out early. >> giant bears revelation. same list every year forever. >> i would like to commend you on the fact that you stopped yourself from swearing. >> i did. >> which doesnt mean i wont. im just saving them. you gave me amber. >> you can only say the word six times. so you have decided not to say it so you can say it later. >> yeah, yeah. exactly. >> all right. andy, to mitigate risk, do you plan to leave your apartment even less this year? >> unless i can start skyping in...

Haunted it is a little person. >> no, just a baby. >> doesnt know it is a ghost. >> a thin ghost. >> all right. jesse, tvs andy leevy, gavin mcinnis. i will see you next time. monday. right. yeah. [ male announcer ] start the engine... and shift through all eight speeds of a transmission connected to more standard horsepower than its german competitors. and that is the moment that driving the lexus gs will shift your perception. this is the pursuit of perfection.

Themselves. >> true. i tried. ate my way out of a gingerbread house. i was, thats where i was going with it, paul. >> your nickname was hansel. >> andy, like a fruit tart, you are flaky an filled with jelly. should michelle obama be impeached. >> pastry chef. more like patsy chef, greg. >> removed the r. >> the guy is the new lee harvey oswald. taking the fall for assassination of rich, creamy, deserts. assassination ordered at the highest level of our government carried out by the first lady of...

>> who do you have winning the championship? >> michigan state going all the way. a while since there win. my pick, michigan state. bring it home for me. if thes been a while since i within my pool. >> hmm. >> i would argue for impeachm t impeachment. impeaching barack hussein obama would soil the very idea of impeachment. here is joe biden filling out his bracket. >> that wasnt joe biden. just a strange dog. andy, the world is burning. and the leader of the free world is filling out his bracket...