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Shame your kid on television? >> he still apparently watching the basketball game to see himself called out on the internet, and second, shouldnt there be, after thomas if its a direct address? andy, could you check that for me at halftime? >> tom: he used, with the love, dad, didnt he? >> i like the emoji. >> tom: hes a proactive dad, trying to get that kid to work harder. maybe well see the canada future game. >> the guy who hit the game-winning shot at the north carolina game was at his class...

Work it out. when theyre really young, they can figure it out, and when they are older, i can help them. >> babies are not doing geometry, theyll eventually figure out how to eat and cry, but its different than math and science. >> andy: also, you can help them by helping them learn how to think through it and work it out themselves. >> andy: >> tom: thats what i i say work it out, go. >> andy: thats not helping them. >> tom: its helping them by abandoning them. >> abandon your kids, let them kn...

Walks. >> its always great when someone says "dont beat your kids" and they start with "this could be the drugs talking coastal. >> andy: i think sam is right, the reason that moms didnt complain, is because there was no internet. they complained to their friends instead of the world. >> the whole thing is complaining about complaining about complaining, its inception before complaining. >> tom: shes wincing every time someone says complain, she doesnt like that word. >> venting, not complaining...

>> think that im not a lawmaker. >> andy: there is no evidence that pot is any more of a gateway drug than alcohol or nicotine. >> youre probably right. >> andy: also there are studies showing that medical marijuana legalization can reduce opiate deaths, because people use it to treat their chronic pain. >> we get it, hippie. >> andy: the government itself says that people who use pot do not go on to use other substances. >> i have an entire suitcase full of drugs that prove otherwise. >> andy: ...

Thursdays, on friday through sunday we shut up. >> the logical conclusion to this is every time you going to a bodega, you ask. before chick-fil-a came the city people were boycotting, and now chick-fil-a came here, you could murder a gay person, that chicken is so good im going to keep going back. >> andy: tom, you said what is movement accept moment with a vna. of the e. i wrote jeff sessions is an idiot, which i suppose is not fair and balanced. can we put that picture of? >> who chose not? >...

Babysitter to get away from the kid. im just saying, if youre going to put that out there as a solution, there is a lot of data to show the whole single mother thing has not worked out at all. maybe we shouldnt praise that. >> i have a single mom. >> me too. >> thats not proven my point, if you look into this data, the likelihood of having bad results are very protective and attached to not having to go parents. >> tom: your mom, youre a straight a family, right? >> i am a straight a family. >> ...

>> im with you. >> andy: ive been saying this for years, the war on drugs is over and the drugs won. >> the other thing that won, the police state, mass incarceration, a lot of this stuff, all the friction between black lives matter and the cops, its a central political issue is the war on drugs. >> andy: brought about the prison industrial complex is a big supporter of the drug war. no surprise that sessions also wants to bring back hard-core mandatory minimum sessions. sentences. >> id be shoc...

Innovator. he cant go, hes 87 years old, he wants people to be interested. >> andy: i agree. >> innovator. >> he is. >> innovating the worst green screen videos ive ever seen in my life. >> didnt he punch that guy out that one time? >> buzz saw. [laughter] >> andy: he punched a guy out for suggesting that the moon landing was fake. the privileged moms thing, you said back in the day the reason moms werent complaining is because they were beating their kids. i cannot find any statistics. im not s...

>> andy: not at all. what would make you think hes uptight? >> tom: he seems cool to me, i like him. >> andy: he looks like stock old guy. you said weve gotten too lenient with drug use, you are just smoking pot outside the building. thanks for doing it outside of the building this time. [laughter] >> trying to be respect for. >> andy: we appreciate that. you said the idea of a surgeon potentially operating on you on pot is frightening. what about drunk surgeons? should we ban boos to? >> i do t...

>> andy: thats not far from what we have. buzz aldrin wants us to go to mars. sam, you said he needs to stop into old man things. >> like retire. >> andy: heres the thing, when asked if he himself will go to mars, he said "im more valuable here than i could ever be there." hes a desk copy asking people to take risks that he would never in his life. >> he stinks. >> andy: im kidding. hes an american hero. >> youre telling him to just retire? >> hes really milking this american hero thing, its one...