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Its cute that you think an iphone cost $300. >> im with boost mobile, i dont know about you. i also dont have interest. >> andy: iphone 7 starts at like $650. >> im waiting for the next one. >> andy: i am to be using the f rating for movies that are female friendly, im with you, if i see a movie has an f rating, i assume it sucks. >> if we learned nothing else in school -- >> andy: how did they not think of that? >> a man came up with it. >> i think we should have gone for rated m for "am i righ...

What is the point. ridiculous. >> am i a perfect throw for three, two? >> youre a perfect point five to one. >> how did you fail a hair drug test? >> take a look, andy. not hard to tell. >> alright. >> i will see you in hell. >> how long ago was that? >> this was back when hair grew on top of my head. >> now it makes sense. trumps messy desk. matt, two studying desks this. seems to me it means what you want based on how you feel about the person. his december is being messy hes disorganized and ...

Coffee then democrats. late capitalism has produced a lot of crap. >> by the way you see the papers on nixons desk. what were those the pentagon papers? thank you, very much. >> that old chest nut. >> thank straight from the mind of andy levy. >> you say the desks are messy. >> yes. >> the guns are properly stored. >> absolutely. one side of the desk. alcohol on the other side. >> also securely stored. >> dr. powers, messy desk and messy handwriting equals intelligence. i have lost the ability t...

>> there is no right to the customer at a 10-cent burger place. youve renounced your right to quality. >> andy: we were going to jack-in-the-box in the middle of a jack-in-the-box e. coli scare. you know what, im done. >> tom: coming up, o.j. simpson might be leaving the big house, see when the could get loose, next. sleep is super important.

>> andy: i dont even know what it means. >> tom: i dont know either. >> thanks for the save, by the way. >> andy: anthony, you say that trump is proof that wealth is wasted on the wealthy. i agree, there has to be a psychological reason for the well-done thing, nobody chooses to eat steak well done. tom, you might be onto something about it being a derma pope thing. when i was stationed in fort lewis, there was an e. coli scare. there was a place with 10-cent burgers, they really wanted people t...

>> if he said "la la land," they were getting that oscar. >> andy: malice, you said the plot of the oscars was supposed to be today we were supposed to be talking about how they took down trump. of the show wasnt even really political. it was just nowhere near what i expected it to be, i thought it would be out of control and it really wasnt. >> even a little bit of nonsense got completely overshadowed. >> andy: tom, i disagree with you that the show was boring until the last 5 minutes, i though...

>> it wasnt nice to see people but dressed better than casey affleck. it was cast so perfectly divers diverse. an asian woman, a couple of black people, a couple of indian people. it looks strategic. >> andy: it looked like america. >> i would have given them credit if they had just brought in the regular metro bus. >> andy: malice, you said your parents use diminutive to describe you. what was it? just curious. -- trump is skipping the white house correspondents dinner, if the girl scouts egg y...

My understanding is that trump was not attending the dinner because they could not guarantee that his steak would be well done. jill, you said theres something about being able to take being made fun of. thats not trumps greatest strength. >> i agree, but mr. trump, im not making fun of you. where on fox news right now, hello, mr. trump. >> andy: he turns off the show during the halftime report. tom, you said the mike drop -- >> its getting so pervasive that people are dropping other things. >> ...

>> we were in a no-win situation the entire election, trump burns his estate, hilary burned her server. >> tom: thank you, no one knows my theory? hes a german phobic. hes afraid of food poisoning. >> do you blame him, everyone is trying to kill him. >> did anyone see the thing with chris christie? >> tom: coming up, have time with tvs andy levy.

The wrong envelope to warren beatty, he was taking selfies with emma stone 3 minutes before that. >> im sorry, what? >> andy: much like you, he apparently had better things to do than his job. >> tom: that was it, 3 minutes? i hear he deleted the tweet, to too. >> andy: that was probably a wise thing to do. tom, you said warren beatty shoved it off on faye dunaway. i think he was confused and he showed her the envelope and she was just like "la la land." i dont think he meant to. >> tom: i think...