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To shut up. >> what do you want from me? [laughter] >> andy: lastly, hitha says you dont think any of the people at smith college are watching now. just so you know, i have many fans at smith and the other six sisters. >> hey, ladies, im so happy to see you. >> andy: i am done. >> tom: thank you, andy. coming up, witness the face of this gorgeous daredevil. but first, kennedy. >> hey, "red eye" musketeers. ♪

Ultracool dwarf. dont confuse that with a hipster midget stark. >> tom: i dont think the panel realize that that is a real thing. >> andy: james, you said there should be people at all these planets. >> not alien persons, but human beings. >> andy: i completely agree with you. >> dont call me james. >> andy: hitha, you said we dont have to worry about using paper plates, we can go to another planet. i think you were joking, but this is a reason for space effluent expiration, so we can go somewhe...

When they finish they say they have respect for andy levy. >> andy: i wish i had respect for andy levy. publicans under fire at town halls, jimmy, watching all this thinking you can get rich making a dating app and suggesting it can be called loser. how about shower? >> do you take off that? >> andy: i even wrote it without the e. hitha, you said the protesters arent focused. they sound pretty focused to me, theyre pretty mad about obamacare and a couple of other things. >> theyre mad about 20 t...

>> tom: thank you, andy. lets welcome our guests. im in the 4h club. which stands for hooray, hooray, its hitha herzog. hitha herzog. his book is called "the art of being free." contributing editor for "american affairs." and author of his new book, james poulos. he puts the "borrow" in broadcasting. radio host mike gunzelman. and sitting right next to me, comedian jimmy failla. okay, lets start the show. ♪ >> tom: protesters at congressional town halls this week question the legitimacy of pre...

>> andy: isons president doesnt like pineapple pizza. tom, you said it is okay to put pineapple on pizza but it has to be at the right place. and that places the garbage can. hitha, you had an issue with vegan cheese but somehow you think its okay to put garbage pineapple on a pizza. >> pizza is pizza. >> andy: thats why pineapple shouldnt be on it. >> if we were in hawaii right now they would really disagree. im sure all of our hawaiian viewers are really offended. >> andy: im popular in hawaii...

>> blame canada once again. >> andy: a survey of done by americans said of the three least favorite pizza toppings or anchovies, mushrooms, and pineapple. also, i dont know what this means, but when the icelandic president said four pizzas i recognized seafood says "iceland" magazine said the word the prime minister uses translates to seafood. >> shellfish? >> andy: i dont know what fish products means. theyre saying he doesnt mean shellfish or stuff like that. >> tom: when you go to iceland ice...

>> now i realize where i recognize you from, toys "r" us, 1991. fighting over it. >> andy: tom, you set a woman had a blow horn, which i thought was a mistake but it turns out thats a name for that. >> tom: what is it called? >> andy: bullhorn. >> norwell. >> andy: mike, you said these people should just shut up. did you feel that way about the tea party? >> people got annoying after a while, but this is happening so quickly, theres no reasoning with these people, some of the people are just sho...

Americans, the middle children of history, the future is not head here. we are no longer a girl but not yet a woman he. the tea party getting annoying is proof that no matter how right you are, you will become [bleep] if you act like an actor all the time. weve got to unplug from that or theres going to be a lot of -- >> andy: i love the britney spears referenced by the way. a jimmy, he said that missing stickers on the milk, you said man milk which is not what im here to talk about. you meant w...

Because i went to community college in the dorms were our cars. no more neon around the license plates. where training people to get offended, were creating a society that no one can stand. no ones ever been to a party and been like "oh, wow, i cant wait for the guy who gets offended every thing to show up." youve never had that experience, and thats why i think they need to take the power back from the administrators. >> by the way, i look like the ghost of christmas future trying to scare you....

>> go look up no-go zone sweden it -- >> andy: those have been debunked by the swedish authorities. >> i dont believe any authorities. >> andy: i believe that i believe you. >> the neighborhood that they couldnt have the gay pride parade. >> andy: that doesnt make it a "no" go zone -- >> dont you think theres a neighborhood in new york that you wouldnt want to go to? >> andy: not me. im universally beloved. i agree 100% with what riedel said about europe having a problem assimilating immigrants....