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It is not a human response. thats why when things like that happen i go on and say prayers for whatever the place is and then i leave because i get gnaws yaited by what people have become in the age of social media and i cant stomach it. >> andy, you wrestle with twitter more than anybody else on the planet. every time i talk to you you are either up or down on it. >> i never hated something i liked so much. >> andy? >> yes. >> are you going to ask if i have anything to promote? >> i dont have t...

Stationary. >> i had to pull the 15. >> and weigh about 45 pounds. >> i did that test and they gave me a piece of paper and i thought it was an award and it was you suck. coming up, andy levy invades your living room. and i am doing a show in boston on saturday.

Sick from the e-coli outbreak in the pacific northwest from chipotle. they say the tainted food sickened 39 people in washington state and oregon. so far they have not been able to pinpoint the source of the e-coli bacteria. while they try to find out what is making customers sick, chipotle closed the doors to 43 of its stores. target is closing up some locations. some 2500 people will be out of work come the end of january. im patricia stark. now back to "red eye." for all of your headlines, ...

Jay there were other things he said that were questionable. he said, quote, one time i was in sixth grade and i gave up the winning goal and i cut myself for hours. >> he never should have said that. he said i remember when i asked becky williams to the dance and she said no i tried to cutoff my thumb with an old razor blade i found. >> come on, man. >> there are other girls. >> those are from andys diary. >> hillary miss speaks as the former president. >> the gaff is she was supposed to say fut...

Today theres a guy at the park and he took this picture of jasper and he tracked down peter in order to make sure he sent it to us. this is jasper hunting for his fish. i thought it was so nice that he chased peter down to make sure he could send him the picture. >> tom yks youre up. the other night on red eye, tvs andy levy tried to question my knowledge of hip hop dance moves is. >> how do you know what a good move is? >> i just know. i came across this. >> can we roll that, please? >> more ...

>> even twitter hates me. why did you have to change the star for a heart? and andy levy wrote at twitter i am outraged that the thing i click is now a different shape. he has such an analytical mind. >> are we talking about twitter? >> jet do dye yaw, i feel weird clicking on a heart on another guys tweet. >> it took a hart emoji in my tks. thats a lot. you dont know what a heart is saying and a star says this is cool. you dont know. a heart has meaning and women will take it the wrong way. the...

A massive manhunt for a suspect charged with killing a georgia sheriff is over. law enforcement recapturing jim lowry after he escaped on tuesday during a jail transfer. lowry is charged in the june 16th death of a montgomery county sheriff. a hefty fine for takata. the u.s. government ordering the company to pay $70 million in fines for not recalling faulty air bag inflaters in a tilely manner. they were found in the shaw rap national in the crash and blamed for eight deaths worldwide. more t...

Argument. the volkswagen emissions cheating scandal is i had widening and the u.s. government is blaming the company for installing emission rigging software on six-cylinder diesel engines from some 20 with 14 -- 2014 to 2016 models. and the u.s. death rate has been falling for decades except for one group, middle age white people. the increase began in the late 90s where certain prescription painkillers were more common. the up tick in deaths are blamed on suicides and the drug over doses and...

He was trying to rob somebody at gunpoint. it is everybodys favorite time of day. half time with andy levy and i will be headlining the boston comedy festival on november 14th. go to boston comedy festival.com to get a ticket.

>> right. absolutely. this is not just him. everyone thinks it. at least everyone i shot. >> literally nobody in the history of guns has been trained to shoot to wound. >> thankfully. >> i dont think people who think like that know what a bullet is. >> and they -- yeah. well leave it at that. im done. >> thank you, andy. it is time to take a break. offensive party whens we come back. first, here is whats coming up on the next "kennedy." >> hello, "red eye" psychos. i mean that lovingly. on the...